WALL-E anyone?

[MarinePMI]

As if obesity isn't already a big enough problem...

Segway shows off 'Jurassic World'-inspired 'stroller'

Segway-Ninebot, a company best known for its namesake two-wheeled personal transporter, is taking inspiration from the movies with its latest creation, the S-Pod transporting pod, based off the gyrosphere from "Jurassic World."

www.foxnews.com

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

But does it have a trailer so it can pack the 3 tripods, 4 bipods, 6 pillows, gyro-stabilization equipment, tent stakes, ice chest, barricade immobilization device, mouse trap optimizing brace, etc etc for shooting competitions, lolol????

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[hlee]

Hi,

But does it have a trailer so it can pack the 3 tripods, 4 bipods, 6 pillows, gyro-stabilization equipment, tent stakes, ice chest, barricade immobilization device, mouse trap optimizing brace, etc etc for shooting competitions, lolol????

Sincerely,
Theis

It better, because jamming all that crap into the cab before rolling the 74 feet to the next stage is going to be a bitch...

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Lord have mercy...

If I ever get caught riding in one of these things, would you just tell my friends that I am a janitor who specifically cleans up gay porn sets after the film shoot is done?

 

[MarinePMI]

 

[supercorndogs]

Lord have mercy...

If I ever get caught riding in one of these things, would you just tell my friends that I am a janitor who specifically cleans up gay porn sets after the film shoot is done?

You sure you don't want us to make something up instead? ?

 

[supercorndogs]

I hope these are as much fun to watch people crash as the others.

 

[MarinePMI]

Irony: A few years back (okay, a lot of years back) we got paid to build an armed version of a Segway. SMGs were mounted on the handle bars, so the gyros and code had to deal with the recoil impulses...an interesting, if not useless, experiment...still funny as hell though.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Irony: A few years back (okay, a lot of years back) we got paid to build an armed version of a Segway. SMGs were mounted on the handle bars, so the gyros and code had to deal with the recoil impulses...an interesting, if not useless, experiment...still funny as hell though.

Time to bring back "Get a horse already!" comments for anyone seen riding those abortions...

 

[myronman3]

I am happy to report i’ve never seen one around here. I think it would be a good way to get your ass kicked.

I bet the twits using them are enviromental whackjobs. Because.....clean energy, man. They think electricity comes out of unicorn horns.

 

[Aries256]

Walle wasnt a movie, it was a prediction

 

[MtnCreek]

Irony: A few years back (okay, a lot of years back) we got paid to build an armed version of a Segway. SMGs were mounted on the handle bars, so the gyros and code had to deal with the recoil impulses...an interesting, if not useless, experiment...still funny as hell though.

Was this for the rapid tactical response force at one of the largest malls in the country?

 

[MarinePMI]

Was this for the rapid tactical response force at one of the largest malls in the country?

DARPA

 

[AIAW]

I could get nice and tubby sitting around eating Whoppers and driving this bad boy around from my air-conditioned Command Center.

 

[Rthur]

Walle wasnt a movie, it was a prediction

They missed the estrogen fueled burgers and their results.

R

 

[Aries256]

They missed the estrogen fueled burgers and their results.

R

Well that’s one of the reasons they got so fat. Meat and eggs (except in excess) doesnt make one fat or unhealthy. All the soy shit does.

 

[Atomic donut]

 

[johnnycat]

Wait til the Chinese get a Segway stroller!

 

[Nik H]

Was this for the rapid tactical response force at one of the largest malls in the country?

Calling Gecko45

 

[E. Bryant]

Bicycles perfected the task of "urban mobility" over a century ago. All this bullshit can fuck off.