War Clouds on the Horizon: The Philippines vs. Canada

[Veer_G]

Philippines president gives Canada a week to take back tonnes of trash, or he will 'declare war' and send it back himself

Shipping containers filled with Canadian household and electronic garbage has been rotting in a port near Manila for nearly six years

nationalpost.com

I wouldn't want Winston's shit, either.

 

[Numb_Skull]

Canada about to get that ass whooped by the Mexicans of S.E. Asia.

 

[W54/XM-388]

I could solve the problem for them, I just need one old junky ship that will fit all the containers on it.... One tragic shipping accident later and oh well....

 

[Ironcreek]

Don't forget to insure the shit out of it

 

[Veer_G]

They could carpet-bomb Canada with balut. Just don't bother with Quebec and Nunavut. They'll eat anything.

 

[Loonhunter]

Just sail it near Somalia.

 

[TheGerman]

I'd put money on the Filipinos.

That Canadian President or whatever the fuck they have is a total shit tier pussy ass bitch.

 

[Pritch]

I like the "theoretical" part lmao

 

[Maggot]

Just sail it near Somalia.

Better be careful with that. It might come back infested with Omars.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

I'd put money on the Filipinos.

That Canadian President or whatever the fuck they have is a total shit tier pussy ass bitch.

He's right, you know. Us REAL Canuckians hate our Punk Martinet just as much (if not more) than you REAL AmeriYanks hated your Pussident that you had Pre-Trump.

It seems we all have crosses to bear, and ours ends this October!

 

[FS1]

Just have a dick measuring contest. Although Canada gov is the biggest dick. It's leader has a very small one. Thats why he went gay...he could not please a woman.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

$50 on the LBFMs...

Cheers, Sirhr

 

[GBMaryland]

“ Today, in a surprising turn of international events, Canada decleared itself as a nuclear power and threaten to begin bombing the Philippines. “

“ Of course we’ve always had plutonium, we stole it from the Israelis, who stole it from the United States.“ said the Canidian Minister of Defense on CNBC.

 

[pmclaine]

Rice and Lumpia blows Poutine away any day of the week especially as R&L comes with bar girls. Hold the french people with an attitude.

 

[pmclaine]

More proof the whole global warming/enviro effort is just the western countries off shoring their pollution to the third world.

Canada wouldnt process their trash in Canada but fine to give it to the philipinos to open air burn or whatever.

 

[madppcs]

The Philippine Govt just wants more hush money.

 

[lonegunman762x51]

If Canada wins,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,they get the Philippines. 100,000,000 more people on their already crippled social welfare system and an ongoing muslim insurgency to fight. I'd go get my garbage and call it good.

 

[deersniper]

I'd put money on the Filipinos.

That Canadian President or whatever the fuck they have is a total shit tier pussy ass bitch.

 

[BoilerUP]

I'm sure with their massive strategic airlift capability and blue water navy, the Philippines (who totally aren't dealing with an earthquake or anything) are totally coming to put Trudeau's head on a poutine-covered pike.

I bet British Columbia is totally quaking in their boots.

 

[BLKWLFK9]

@deersniper

what he doesn't understand is, given the right opportunity, those muslims he's sitting with would saw his head off with a smile on their faces b/c he has teh ghey...

 

[kthomas]

It's too bad Quebec isn't on the other side. The Philipines would be doing Canada a favor by wiping that shithole of a province off the face of the Earth.

 

[Veer_G]

It's too bad Quebec isn't on the other side. The Philipines would be doing Canada a favor by wiping that shithole of a province off the face of the Earth.

I can sense the love.