My woman and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes.' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started...
Maggie’s Watching TV in bed...
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The wife was putting on a pair of those nice tight jeans the other day. She asked me,"Do these make my ass look big?"
I answered,"No honey, it's the three boys and 43 years that make your ass look big" then the fight started...
The wife was putting on a pair of those nice tight jeans the other day. She asked me,"Do these make my ass look big?"
I answered,"No honey, it's the three boys and 43 years that make your ass look big" then the fight started...
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That's an old joke I ran across and just had to use a few years back. I never laughed so hard...then the fight started
That's an old joke I ran across and just had to use a few years back. I never laughed so hard...then the fight started
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I was driving down the road the other day and out of nowhere a car hit me. This midget gets out and walks up to my truck and says "I am not happy". To which I replied then which of Snow White's dwarfs are you.....That is when the fight started.
I was driving down the road the other day and out of nowhere a car hit me. This midget gets out and walks up to my truck and says "I am not happy". To which I replied then which of Snow White's dwarfs are you.....That is when the fight started.
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