My brother was on a roll last night.
Here's another one that he sent me.
<span style="font-weight: bold">A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check
He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know,
I just HATE Drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and
he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals
will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her
overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of
your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in
her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar,
etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and
the salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshittin' me!
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . You started it. '
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Here's another one that he sent me.
<span style="font-weight: bold">A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check
He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know,
I just HATE Drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and
he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals
will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her
overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of
your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in
her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar,
etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and
the salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshittin' me!
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . You started it. '
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