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I just whacked off in a cup and they froze it in case I got smoked in war. Fucking seems way easier than that shit.
I wanna see that MOS recruitment commercial
So, does that give credence to the notion that children are a pain in the ass?
Thankyouverymuch. I am here all week. Try the clam chowder and don't forget to tip your server.
Thankyouverymuch. I am here all week. Try the clam chowder and don't forget to tip your server.
Where can a person order one of these things from? Asking for a friend.
Never mind the bull semen collection. I could murder that motherfucker taking the video. Panning Left-right, left-right, left- right, when everything is in the same damned frame.
Like you could do better while yanking your crank.......
Is this still available?
Did all ten Jews get the prostate shock? I didn't read the whole thread.
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Reading this makes me feel kinda tingly inside................
When I was a kid before fleshlights the thought was definitely on my mind.
You guys really need to stop worrying about what I do in my personal life.
Too late. It's cumming...
Personally, and I think for most people here, no. But thanks for asking.
We only worry about your safety.
A tub of hair jell, a Polish hottie, and a cattle prod = Shootin’ Ropes!
Around these parts, that's a typical Saturday night, plus some beer and tequila shooters.
We need pics of said girl in uniform…. And just to be clear we don’t wanna see u in the uniform.
Women with a sense of humor ratchet themselves up the hot scale. Not that you're not already out kicking your coverage, hammer down and I hope those are her toes.
One of the many ridiculous and incredulous fictions that surround the Holocaust is the claim of ‘masturbation machines’. It’s the same sort of perverse absurdity, and from the same minds.
https://soc.culture.german.narkive....ening-nazi-masturbating-machines-at-auschwitz
- ‘This is the story of an Australian Jew, named Bernard Holstein, who gets tattooed, claims he was an Auschwitz survivor, and writes a holocaust novel.
Real History and the abundance of fake Holocaust survivors
Bernard Holstein, Auschwitz 'survivor', complete with 'tattoo', published bestselling memoirs, but Australia says he is Bernard Brougham, another Benjamin Wilkormiski, and a fake
www.fpp.co.uk
The book becomes a best seller. It turns out he never left Australia, and the publishing company has to pull all the books.
In ‘Stolen Soul’ Holstein talks about how Nazi doctors attempted to
prove Aryan superiority by collecting Jewish semen with masturbating
machines that often killed their subjects.
Quote...(page 117)
“But we never gave in, not really; there was that one time just before liberation but other than that we were strong. We would see the boys they put on those masturbating machines just drop, just die, right there in front
of us. The absolute cruelty was beyond our belief.”
This book was actually published.
“These poor children survived life threatening Nazi masturbating machines at Auschwitz. They then discover a compassion and sensitivity in a pack of
wolves not exhibited by their Nazi guards. It makes a person want to cry.” ’ -
I hope you're not planning on trying this out on the pigeons.
Honestly, I don’t even remember now…….
I always believe random shit I see on Twitter
She knows how to meme properly, has the eastern european accent, and doesn't like joos about as much as @Bender.
Those are my toes. But she'll be here on Dec 7th and it's gonna be a wild 6 weeks
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