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I will reward good service, that being said if you take the liberty to appoint yourself a tip. Fuck off
I know when I was a kid, showing up on time, wide awake, and asking questions as needed to do a good job, got me A LONG ways.
To go pizza the other night. Drive thru. 2 salads, 2 pies. Customer of mine. $52 total. Pay with my company card (my company), hopefully owner looking at receipts…..girl scoffed at me for not leaving a tip. She did nothing but hand me a couple of boxes thru a window.
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Nowadays kids just expect it, and employers oblige cause they feel they have no choice. Fire a few of them fuckers and the rest will see what the value of hard work is. Wait till they start doing automated cashiers/ordering stands on a large scale. Employees will have to bust ass to keep those few spots that actually require a warm body
@roostercogburn98 - there is also the fact I am old (41) and grew up in IA.
Work was done properly the first time.
I remember at about age 5 or 6 my dad having that discussion with me about my chores (unloading dishwasher, putting away hand washed dishes, emptying house trash cans 2x week).
we wont even talk about his rules for making a bed….
but it stuck and worked.
Once, at 20, I ended up in AK with a tent, a backpack, not enough $, and no job. Looking around town, went to a sandwich shop and asked for an application.
Owner asked where I was from. “Farm kid from IA”.
his response “would you be interested in our morning shift? Starts at 0530. You prep all AM while I bake fresh bread”.
Great guy. His wife? Nasty drunk and evil.
Work was done properly the first time.
I remember at about age 5 or 6 my dad having that discussion with me about my chores (unloading dishwasher, putting away hand washed dishes, emptying house trash cans 2x week).
we wont even talk about his rules for making a bed….
but it stuck and worked.
Once, at 20, I ended up in AK with a tent, a backpack, not enough $, and no job. Looking around town, went to a sandwich shop and asked for an application.
Owner asked where I was from. “Farm kid from IA”.
his response “would you be interested in our morning shift? Starts at 0530. You prep all AM while I bake fresh bread”.
Great guy. His wife? Nasty drunk and evil.
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41 is old now? Fuck!!!!!!!
Same here, ozark mountain Arkansas hillbilly raised here. Throwing hay in the summer, cleaning tyson chicken houses from time to time. Working with my hands is all I have ever known. Try to tar h my kids the value of work and a dollar like I was. Hopefully it is sinking in
41 is old now? Fuck!!!!!!!
Same here, ozark mountain Arkansas hillbilly raised here. Throwing hay in the summer, cleaning tyson chicken houses from time to time. Working with my hands is all I have ever known. Try to tar h my kids the value of work and a dollar like I was. Hopefully it is sinking in
Asking for an $11 tip on $9 dollar coffee, I can see this two ways
one is if you are going to pay $9 for two coffees you are self identified as a good target for a large tip
two its the same thing as hitting on a girl out of your league, the answer is always no if you don't ask, so might as well ask
one is if you are going to pay $9 for two coffees you are self identified as a good target for a large tip
two its the same thing as hitting on a girl out of your league, the answer is always no if you don't ask, so might as well ask
Such a young pup!
But ditto on the Ozark hillbilly thing (Sorta. Been here 32 years) but I feel ya! Throwing square bales was a right of passage. In my field of work I get to repair hydraulics on broken down round bailers. The young-ish set will tell you rounds are more efficient, etc. Get a farmer that changed Methuselahs diapers and you get a different story. "These little fuckers don't wanna (or won't) work! I can't get anyone to throw square bails anymore!" Last edited:
He's driving an Audi buying two coffees for $9 with a $20...
Can you blame the kid for trying?
She's probably used to rich assholes not wanting to touch money after she's touched it with her filthy poor fingers all day
Can you blame the kid for trying?
She's probably used to rich assholes not wanting to touch money after she's touched it with her filthy poor fingers all day
Let's raise the score on this threadtwo its the same thing as hitting on a girl out of your league, the answer is always no if you don't ask, so might as well ask
@Bigfatcock what are the actual odds?
6/10 is generous.
Maybe the next thread will be about how he hit a pothole and spilled his 9$ worth of coffee so now he is going to drive to Tijuana to get the stain removed because the local upholstery people wanted 180$. That would have potential.
I think Starbucks started that shit
LOL you're not that far off. It's like they are scared that the "poor" will rub off on em.
Pretty damn high actually. I don’t start fishing for fatties or uglies until last call, and most of the time it’s still better to just get a ho.
The legit 8-10’s are used to being hit on by a certain type, so non typical people actually have a solid chance. Pique’s their curiosity, whereas they would normally mental shut down their usual suitor.
Still did last time I was in one a couple years ago.
That's their only pay, they aren't commissary employees.
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Haven’t been in one while it was open for business in a long time. I visit the Bragg north and south commissary every week though.
Many of these sales professionals have a hard time with math.
The new world order! Homeless woke fucks working in all the shit joints! You owe them!
^^^^this
they had a sign in Sam's Club, "exact change only"
Since Jeopardy is far too intellectual for today's society, and I'd have to "phrase my answer in the form of a question"....
I'll go with the Wheel of Misfortune response......
I'd like to solve the puzzle.......
....cashless society for peasants
WHEEL OF SHITTY FORTUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Brickleberry)
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invidious.snopyta.org I bought some ammo a couple of weeks ago and the guy at the counter looked at me like I had 3 fucking heads when I handed him cash. There is not shortage, they don’t know how to make change.
Ooof.....yeah you would be correct
Noticed this garbage popping up on website purchases too. Bought something recently, and there was a 10/20/30 % tip option.
I'm buying off a website and I'm supposed to tip you for putting it in a box and shipping it out to me? Fuck that...
I'm buying off a website and I'm supposed to tip you for putting it in a box and shipping it out to me? Fuck that...
I was part of a meeting when a QA report came up. The head of the section dinged used the excuse, "We were under a time crunch." I'll never forget Col Templin's response: "Yeah, not enough time to do it right, but always enough time to do it over." End of discussion.
Never make excuses.
I remember when the suggested tip was a dime per bag. The wife never used the commisary, even though we were very close to two bases. She said Publix had better meat.
We have breakfast at a mom and pop several times each week. You check out at the register and even though the staff knows us, the cashier swipes my cards and always asks, did you want to include a tip? Never less than 20 percent, so far.
I leave a cash tip even if paying with a card, cuz fuck uncle stupid! The idea that some server's tips are taxed if so fucking evil-communist-bullshit it makes me want to puke.
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Years ago all you had to claim was minimum wage. Nowadays, credit card tips are claimed.
Always tip (good service) in cash, this country was founded on avoiding paying taxes. Also, tips at places you frequent can get you preferential service. They might avoid ringings up certain items they make personally, like salads deserts and drinks. Ringing up 6 waters instead of 6 softdrinks is $12+ at most places. Our hook you up with extra food.
Also I’m not surprised of the European complaining about tips, being someone that serves for about three or four years, Europeans don’t tip for shit. Used to hate dealing with them. $1.50 of a $100 afyer running me around and dealing with your shitty English. Definitely wiping your spoon on my balls
Always tip (good service) in cash, this country was founded on avoiding paying taxes. Also, tips at places you frequent can get you preferential service. They might avoid ringings up certain items they make personally, like salads deserts and drinks. Ringing up 6 waters instead of 6 softdrinks is $12+ at most places. Our hook you up with extra food.
Also I’m not surprised of the European complaining about tips, being someone that serves for about three or four years, Europeans don’t tip for shit. Used to hate dealing with them. $1.50 of a $100 afyer running me around and dealing with your shitty English. Definitely wiping your spoon on my balls
I get it, but at the same time I have to pay taxes on my wages. Why shouldn't they
I only tip well, and quite well, at the one place I go every week for my "night out" for my "non-Poor's" beer and eat. One's a liberal, but I think she's getting the picture now. But, never have the pre-calculated BS or asked for anything stupid. I'd actually try to help some of them if I knew they were in some kind of trouble - not friends, but you develop a concern for some folks. But, getting freakin' coffee or subway or something that's a cafeteria-like process...HAY-UL NO!!!!
I also don't tip for shitty service. They knew what they were getting into when they took the job.
MidwayUSA always defaults to 'round-up' for the NRA.
Strippers don't ask for tips.. straight cost per song.
Strippers don't ask for tips.. straight cost per song.
Sad
Went thru a drive thru.
$10.94 total. Gave her $11.04
She almost gave me the dollar back.
No, how about 10 cents.
Oh, ha ha ha, I can’t do math.
Went thru a drive thru.
$10.94 total. Gave her $11.04
She almost gave me the dollar back.
No, how about 10 cents.
Oh, ha ha ha, I can’t do math.
Cant blame you there.
Never been big into strip clubs, id rather play just the tip. https://www.eccie.net/
Up to 50% for good service, 100% if at a cheapo/poor place. I’ve worked those jobs while young, poor, and drunk. I get it. No tip for take out. Eff you for making me feel awkward about it too, and eff your employer for giving you the option. I won’t be back…..Unless the waitstaff is a comprised of really good looking females ranging in age from 18-30. Then I tip well and revisit regularly.
lol driving another guy's CAR and hitting the starbucks doesn't sound gay at all....
$20.00-$15.44-$4.00=$0.56
Why would you expect this poor girl to tip you for sitting in her section?
Or are you just pissed because she recognized your scam right off and beat you to the punch?
Just imagine how much money you could have if you went to 350 restaurants every day and your $0.08 scam worked!
Hmmmmm...maybe she was talking about the butcher? Do your kids look like you?
That coffee there is actually pretty good.
OK ok... I see where you're going.Asking for an $11 tip on $9 dollar coffee, I can see this two ways
one is if you are going to pay $9 for two coffees you are self identified as a good target for a large tip
two its the same thing as hitting on a girl out of your league, the answer is always no if you don't ask, so might as well ask
I like it.
Pretty good coffee is $1.25.
Unfortunately, but at least they aren't girls.
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