What? No second date?

[Veer_G]

Now that's what I call a gold digger!

Holly Hill man on a date found naked, beaten in Flagler | News-JournalOnline.com

Maybe next time he'll go for someone with a more conventional nickname, like "Shrub" or "Potted Plant"?

 

[pmclaine]

"Williams told police he asked the man if he was serious and the man pointed a semi-automatic pistol at him"

Ahh yess, the internationlly recognized signal that Yes in fact you are serious. It transcends cultural and language differences.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

"I am gonna drop them off and the we will go to dinner."

"Ahh...no you go drop off them two hard legs, and then we will go to dinner."

Why is SHE picking you up for dinner anyway? I guess it is the signs of our time.
I remember my first date with my wife vividly.
"Here, you need to get in on my side."
"why"
"Cause the passenger door is wired shut with two coat hangers."

She will often mention that first date and say it had to be love cause I sure as hell didn't have any money. We have certainly done well since then in building a life together and raising two daughters. We just celebrated 17 years of marriage last Saturday.