What would be youre opening line to an alien (not wetbacks)

[Maggot]

Prepare for alien encounter now before it's too late, warn ...​

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5 hours ago — Team at University of St Andrews says Earth needs to work on communicating with extraterrestrials as first contact could happen any day.

 

[6.5SH]

You left out "where are the hot green chicks?"

 

[n2ishun]

"Your"
Not yore, or you're....but your.

 

[Bradu]

I hope you aren't looking for intelligent lifeforms

 

[7.62willdo]

Blam blam blam………………blam

 

[6.5SH]

Let me sing you the song of my people:

 

[Supersubes]

 

[JoshPutman]

You should have just kept driving, because if you're looking for intelligent life, you're shit outta luck.

 

[Average guy]

My opening line to an alien

Maggot starts multiple stupid ass threads of shit he just copies and paste’s

 

[UKDslayer]

Tucker Carlson tonight commented that there has been an increased number of UAP sitings reported in the past year - whatever that means.

There is something out there - for sure. Interdimensional is my guess. Just be weary the guberment can fake just about anything.

 

[BCP]

I’d tell him/her/it to go home and take me along for the ride.

 

[6.5SH]

I’d tell him/her/it to go home and take me along for the ride.

 

[cas6969]

 

[pineoak]

Are those space pants you're wearing?

Cuz' your butt is "Out of this world!"

(works on college age girls too)

 

[Maggot]

Let me sing you the song of my people:

Youre showing your age, old man. I havent heard that stuff in years...a lot of them.

 

[Timothy Love]

Take me away

 

[HeavyAssault]

"Listen this might sound crazy but hear me out ....."

 

[Vodoun daVinci]

"Can you guys get me the fuck outta here?" I mean off this planet out of here.....

VooDoo

 

[EddieNFL]

First we need a derogatory term for alien. I like Prober or Gaylien.

Suggestions?

 

[Alphatreedog]

First we need a derogatory term for alien. I like Prober or Gaylien.

Suggestions?

Asteroid Back ?

 

[Alphatreedog]

 

[fyr4efect]

What are you looking at?

 

[Aftermath]

As you were contemplating your trip across the galaxy, were you using MIL or MOA? Which is better FFP or SFP?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I’ll trade you for that plasma rifle in the 40 megawatt range.

 

[texastonk]

No votes for telling them about @Bigfatcock or (Didn du nuffin, leave me be). FJB and ill trade for some highspeed gear FTW.

 

[missed]

Or what the hell took you so long?

 

[Thorny]

You ain't from around here are ye.....

 

[frankxtc]

Gort klaatu barada nikto

 

[232593]

I would ask him to please incinerate all the leftists.

 

[308pirate]

You left out "where are the hot green chicks?"

That's the option for @Bigfatcock

 

[brianf]

serious side,

"why did you choose me"

if i could stop shitting myself lol

 

[Maggot]

First we need a derogatory term for alien. I like Prober or Gaylien.

Suggestions?

Space Wetback?

 

[Maggot]

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Thats fucking ill. LOL

 

[Maggot]

Seems we have a definite winner:

Fuck Joe Biden

 

[oneshot86]

Blow me

 

[Thorny]

 

[UKDslayer]

Has he not heard about the "Norwegians" - tall blond men & women skilled in the art of seduction?

 

[Mwalex]

"Boy you sure got a purdy mouff"

 

[Maggot]

"Boy you sure got a purdy mouff"

Never knew 'mouff' had 2 'f's'. Learn so much here.

 

[Mwalex]

Never knew 'mouff' had 2 'f's'. Learn so much here.

That is the Southern pronunciation

 

[candyx]

Inevitably someone here would have anal sex with the alien and start a new Cosmic STD that produces sores that are out of this world.

 

[Son of Dorn]

 

[OkieMike]

"You fellas didn't happen to pass by an uninhibited planet with similar environmental conditions to this one on your way here, did you?"

*Neep. Nop. Norp.* (Alien for: "Yes, we did.")

"Hold on. Let me grab my stuff. I'll explain on our way there."

Mike

 

[akmike47]

 

[Cardboard55]

 

[232593]

Take Lori Lightfoot back to that bar in Star Wars where she came from.

 

[kopcicle]

Why?

 

[Darayavaus]

I hope you aren't looking for intelligent lifeforms

not with a thread title like that.

 

[acudaowner]

 

[clcustom1911]

Where is this one at? [Holding up and pointing to this picture]