I'd be mad too if some idiot stuck their target right in front of my rifle before I was about to make a sweet 5000 yard shot. He would have hit the bullseye for sure with that kind of preparation.
Great Sunday morning laugh! I always joke my buddy when he rolls up his wagon, full of shit. Only thing he's missing is the little voodoo doll that Bingo players display on their table. All part of the fun though, great times shooting Bro!