Maggie’s White people at the range

[hermosabeach]

 

[2ndamendfan]

 

[AMGtuned]

This is hilarious! He is undeniably correct and I can even relate to almost all of it! But.......who buys a Sccy anyway? Is that why you name them? So the sccy feels more accepted and will work for you? Or be lighter/more accurate/less ugly?

 

[Badfinger]

Thanks, you made my day

 

[ForgeValley]

Hilarious... isn't #1 true. Went to the range a while back with my son in law, and it wasn't just gunz, it was gunzzzzzz. We were pulling out AK's, AR's, bolt guns, PCC's, even think there was a few pistols in there. This was at a private range with serious gun guys, and I still felt a little self conscious pulling out all that hardware!

 

[EddieNFL]

 

[Slash0311]

Clearly he's wrong tho. I just opened my mouth and no bullets fell out. But i hope he doesn't find out about the Bullet Gnome that brings bullets to me. I just can't figure out why the Bullet Gnome wears all brown and arrives in a big brown truck. Is that because some fat Elf has a copyright on a red sleigh and raindeer? Id think the Bullet Gnome could think of a better color than brown.

 

[FS1]

It's brown because he's bringing you shit.

 

[Mwalex]

That was some funny stuff.

 

[Ringman308]

Very funny. I fit in 4 of the 5. No names for my guns. It’s easier to buy and sell them when there are no names involved.
Start naming them and you get attached.

 

[DuneBoer]

Very funny. I fit in 4 of the 5. No names for my guns. It’s easier to buy and sell them when there are no names involved.
Start naming them and you get attached.

Yes, I have “Dog Guns” that I name. I have “Cow” guns that are not named. I’ m attached to the Dog guns but not the Cow guns. Easier to sell Cow guns

 

[TripleBull]

So he obviously went shooting with Jerry.

 

[Tucker301]

I figured he was @MtnCreek 's buddy. ?

 

[eklarsen]

SHould Army Jerry be allowed out with the regular folks these day?

 

[Maser]

Seen this before and I always lose my shit when he says "they pull out the entire alphabet!"

 

[uffduh]

Seen this before and I always lose my shit when he says "they pull out the entire alphabet!"

How many letterzzzzzzz in the Ebonics alpahabet?

 

[FS1]

How many letterzzzzzzz in the Ebonics alpahabet?

A hunit and fiddy.

 

[Tucker301]

...and I always lose my shit...

Work on self-awareness. Please.

 

[StealthOwl]

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I'll take my reparations in the form of ammo.

 

[Deleted member 113831]

When the LGS starts taking EBT, then we will be outgunned.

 

[Dirty D]

I figured he was @MtnCreek 's buddy. ?

I thought that was MtCrick? ?‍

 

[Dirty D]

SHould Army Jerry be allowed out with the regular folks these day?

Oh hell no!

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[powdahound76]

I always like to call him Mtn Crick too.

Only the truest of hillbillies call it a crick. Of course it is a multi use term. Like “I rested my squirrel rifle in the crick of that old twisted oak and got this un at 100 yds!”

I was raised all classy n shit, @MosesTheTank learnt me that via PM.....

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

It's true. I pulled up and these whities were gearing up for God knows what.

 

[168BTHPM]

It's true. I pulled up and these whities were gearing up for God knows what. View attachment 6975843

Full load out, combat action vest, sweats, shorts, low top tennis shoes and booty socks. Full operator mode there.

 

[168BTHPM]