25 Reasons why beer is better than women
1 - You can enjoy a beer all month long
2 - Beer stains wash out
3 - You don't have to wine and dine a beer
4 - Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football
5 - When your beer goes flat you toss it out and get another one
6 - Beer is never late
7 - A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
8 - Hangovers go away
9 - Beer labels come off without a fight
10 - When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer
11 - Beer never has a headache
12 - After you're finished with a beer the bottle is still worth five cents
13 - A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer
14 - If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head
16 - A beer always goes down easy
17 - You can always share a beer with friends
18 - You know you're always the first one to pop a beer
19 - Beer is always wet
20 - Beer doesn't demand equality
21 - You can have a beer in public
22 - A beer doesn't care what time you come home
23 - A frigid beer is a good beer
24 - You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
25 - If you change beers you don't have to pay maintenance
1 - You can enjoy a beer all month long
2 - Beer stains wash out
3 - You don't have to wine and dine a beer
4 - Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football
5 - When your beer goes flat you toss it out and get another one
6 - Beer is never late
7 - A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
8 - Hangovers go away
9 - Beer labels come off without a fight
10 - When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer
11 - Beer never has a headache
12 - After you're finished with a beer the bottle is still worth five cents
13 - A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer
14 - If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head
16 - A beer always goes down easy
17 - You can always share a beer with friends
18 - You know you're always the first one to pop a beer
19 - Beer is always wet
20 - Beer doesn't demand equality
21 - You can have a beer in public
22 - A beer doesn't care what time you come home
23 - A frigid beer is a good beer
24 - You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
25 - If you change beers you don't have to pay maintenance
