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Who's seen it?
I watched a couple of episodes last week and all I can say is WOW!
I thought my local game wardens were the worst gung-ho dorks out there, but these clowns in California are serious contenders.
Scenario:
Bear Poaching
The narrator sort of leads you to believe that the bear season is closed, and the GW's are trying to catch some guys who didn't get the memo.
One of the officers is scary weird.
He goes to bear carcass from a nuisance kill and cuts off its feet, and lashes them to the bottom of his boots.
Then he goes tearing off through the countryside making tracks and laying down a scent trail, hoping that the poachers will put their dogs on the hot trail.
I'm not sure what he expected to happen when the dogs caught up with his dumb ass, but it didn't turn out that way anyhow.
What did happen is that he heard some dogs treeing and then some shots.
He goes wild-eyed and crazed towards the sounds.
When he catches up to the hunters, there's a crew of them dragging a bear out.
Cool... poachers nabbed!..... Not really.
Turns out bear season is very much still in and the kill is 100% legal.
He gives them all the inquisition and demands to see the bear's gall bladder.
Now, yes, someone has cut it out and preserved it in a ziplock. So it was likely to wind up in some Chinese market, which is illegal.
But everything else is clean and everybody's legal.
So warden doofus destroys the gall and lets them all go.
Now you have to wonder and think back to his original plan.
Was he going to let the dogs tree him, the hunters shoot him and remove his gall bladder, and then arrest them on the spot?
I watched a couple of episodes last week and all I can say is WOW!
I thought my local game wardens were the worst gung-ho dorks out there, but these clowns in California are serious contenders.
Scenario:
Bear Poaching
The narrator sort of leads you to believe that the bear season is closed, and the GW's are trying to catch some guys who didn't get the memo.
One of the officers is scary weird.
He goes to bear carcass from a nuisance kill and cuts off its feet, and lashes them to the bottom of his boots.
Then he goes tearing off through the countryside making tracks and laying down a scent trail, hoping that the poachers will put their dogs on the hot trail.
I'm not sure what he expected to happen when the dogs caught up with his dumb ass, but it didn't turn out that way anyhow.
What did happen is that he heard some dogs treeing and then some shots.
He goes wild-eyed and crazed towards the sounds.
When he catches up to the hunters, there's a crew of them dragging a bear out.
Cool... poachers nabbed!..... Not really.
Turns out bear season is very much still in and the kill is 100% legal.
He gives them all the inquisition and demands to see the bear's gall bladder.
Now, yes, someone has cut it out and preserved it in a ziplock. So it was likely to wind up in some Chinese market, which is illegal.
But everything else is clean and everybody's legal.
So warden doofus destroys the gall and lets them all go.
Now you have to wonder and think back to his original plan.
Was he going to let the dogs tree him, the hunters shoot him and remove his gall bladder, and then arrest them on the spot?