woman catches arsonist and holds him at gunpoint till cops show up.

[Maggot]

Good job tough it would have been a shame if he were shot while trying to escape.


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... Catches Arsonist on her Property with Matches — Holds Him at Gunpoint Until Police Arrive (VIDEO). By Jim Hoft Published September 14, 2020 at 11:20am

 

[W54/XM-388]

Meanwhile the stupid governor of CA blames Trump for the fires because "being mean to the planet".

 

[BytorJr]

Meanwhile the stupid governor of CA blames Trump for the fires because "being mean to the planet".

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????????????????????????? Seriously? These people are not shy of a few brain cells, they are devoid of ALL brain cells.

 

[Keel Haul]

Two things caught my attention- the dude proned out like it wasn’t his first time being told to get on the ground and... was he wearing yoga pants?

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Two things caught my attention- the dude proned out like it wasn’t his first time being told to get on the ground and... was he wearing yoga pants?

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the dude proned out like it wasn’t his first time being told to get on the ground
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A new elementary school teacher had just arrived to her assignment in the Bronx, New York City. Upon facing the noisy class, she managed to call the room to order by putting up a huge rolled down poster filled with pictures of farm animals. "Okay class!", she addressed. "Today we will learn about different kinds of animals and the sounds they make. Can anyone guess what the COW sounds like?" The entire class was silent. "Okay", she continued. "How about the GOAT?", she asked, pointing to a grazing goat. Once again, silence and several kids were visibly shaking their heads. "All right!", she said cheerfully. "Now, how about a PIG?", she asked, pointing to a jolly and content looking pig in a barnyard on the poster. To her surprise, EVERY hand in the class shot up at once. "Okay", she began. "How about you, Tyrone? She pointed to a boy sitting at the front. Tyrone straightened up, took a deep breath, and bellowed "UP AGAINST THE WALL, MUTHAFUCKA!"...

 

[Al-Snackdadi]

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the dude proned out like it wasn’t his first time being told to get on the ground
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A new elementary school teacher had just arrived to her assignment in the Bronx, New York City. Upon facing the noisy class, she managed to call the room to order by putting up a huge rolled down poster filled with pictures of farm animals. "Okay class!", she addressed. "Today we will learn about different kinds of animals and the sounds they make. Can anyone guess what the COW sounds like?" The entire class was silent. "Okay", she continued. "How about the GOAT?", she asked, pointing to a grazing goat. Once again, silence and several kids were visibly shaking their heads. "All right!", she said cheerfully. "Now, how about a PIG?", she asked, pointing to a jolly and content looking pig in a barnyard on the poster. To her surprise, EVERY hand in the class shot up at once. "Okay", she began. "How about you, Tyrone? She pointed to a boy sitting at the front. Tyrone straightened up, took a deep breath, and bellowed "UP AGAINST THE WALL, MUTHAFUCKA!"...

 

[Blue Sky Country]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

 

[SilentStalkr]

And he was already released and caught setting more fires. However, the dude that pooped on Pelosis driveway was arrested with a quickness. Yeah, we are screwed as a nation. The moral compass is gone.

 

[Woodland_Wolf_M81]

Oh hey, someone complying. Maybe more people should do this when given directions by the police rather than walking/running away, reaching down their pants, or grabbing objects from their vehicle.

 

[theLBC]

hahaha, reminds me of another teacher joke (i have a joke for everything).

teacher asks johnny..."if there are 5 birds on a fence, and the farmer shoots one, how many are left?"
johnny answers "none, the others will fly away."
the teachers says "no, the correct answer is 4, but i like your thinking."
so johnny is pissed so he asks his teacher "say there are 2 ladies eating ice cream cones, one of them is daintily licking hers with the tip of her tongue, while the other is gobbling it, putting it in her mouth down to the cone and pulling it out. which one is married?"
the teacher thinks a bit, and says "the one gobbling the ice cream?"
johnny says, "the answer is the one with the wedding ring, but i like your thinking."