Worst job you ever had thread

[Witch_Doctor]

Re: Worst job you ever had thread

Dish Washer at a seafood restuarant as a kid. Pretty lame :/, but disgusting. Working as a roofer installing tin roofs for my buddy's Dad in Sarasota, FL on summer breaks, that was miserable, but I had a kick ass tan

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[The Mechanic]

Re: Worst job you ever had thread

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: sormi</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Repairing pallets in Detroit with 4 retards that came in drunk and left drunk.. Also had to watch where you walked. One guy used to plug up one side of his nose and blow snot out the other side.</div></div>

Those are called snot rockets.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Witch Doctor</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dish Washer at a seafood restuarant as a kid. Pretty lame :/, but disgusting. Working as a roofer installing tin roofs for my buddy's Dad in Sarasota, FL on summer breaks, that was miserable, but I had a kick ass tan

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That's not a tan that's dirt.

 

[hunter223]

Re: Worst job you ever had thread

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: strangedays</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I would have to say Suicide clean up was one of my worst jobs next to fire contents and flood work. Nothing worst then going into a burnt house or one filled with crappy water and mold. </div></div>

Whats repulsive about going into a burnt house?

 

[sandwarrior]

Re: Worst job you ever had thread

I suppose I'm like most. I grew up on a dairy farm in NV. Usually pretty dry so we didn't have to put up with knee deep shit all the time. Except when winter thaw hit but that was usually only for a few weeks.

VWhugger,

I used to AI cows all the time. Having your arm into a cows ass just above the elbow was no problem for me. Neither was milking. Cows would shit on your arm all the time. It used to piss me off though when they'd time it to hit the teat cup as you were putting them on. I drank that milk and I wanted it clean.

The worst job on a farm though wasn't AI'ing the cow, it was if the calf died while being born and two days later when you see something wrong had to go in by arm and manually clean her out. I have a pretty strong stomach but that made me puke.

Aside from that putting up with the daily blame game at a regional airline had my attitude in knots for a while. Plane takes a two hour delay 'cause a pilot/FA calls in sick and as soon as they get there they write something up. 15min Maintenance and 134min crew....but maintenance gets the blame. Or CSA is too busy to get that aircraft into the gate sitting there for three hours. Hint: This was the same airline that had passngers on board all night in Rochester MN a year ago.

The bitterness of working there still lingers.....

 

[patriotoutlaw]

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shoveling hog shit..

 

[eddieo]

Re: Worst job you ever had thread

No offense meant to CKA but years ago I did a stint with the MP's.

Got a call that there was screaming coming from the officers quarters. Went to investigtateand and discovered a VERY senior officer dressed as a school girl getting bent over a bunk by a hooker he had smuggled in with the biggest STRAP-ON i had ever seen in my life. She is spanking him on the ass and he is screaming " Ive been a bad girl and I must be punished "... Me and my buddy with pistols drawn and pointed to the head of the hooker just looked at each other with the thought;

HOW IN THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS

The orderly officer came down rather grumpy as we woke him and wouldnt explain on the phone... First thing he said was... Oh Shit.... Got the hell away from the MP's very soon after that...