• Watch Out for Scammers!

    We've now added a color code for all accounts. Orange accounts are new members, Blue are full members, and Green are Supporters. If you get a message about a sale from an orange account, make sure you pay attention before sending any money!

Maggie’s You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

1NAIv.gif

9efBn.gif
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Radar86</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
1NAIv.gif

9efBn.gif
</div></div>

Both are blond . . . .
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.


Bored Marines at the airport. Been there:

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oFUWb-bpcA4&feature=share"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oFUWb-bpcA4&feature=share" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

Some Classic Ones.
<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KHY40W4oozw"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KHY40W4oozw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fpgL5kuBpMA&ob=av3e"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fpgL5kuBpMA&ob=av3e" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PkDItg05d78"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PkDItg05d78" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gG61yePxhyY"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gG61yePxhyY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

I think that must be the same guy who did the video of the guy with the sheep-girls (Thanks, Smokey).
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Must watch at 1:05!!!</span>

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9jtxMPAXWV8"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9jtxMPAXWV8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>

</div></div>

"The firing pin will jump up and tap the back of the bullet" Uh, yeah, I'd say that would be a bigger issue than the one he actually had. He was lucky he didn't splatter his buddy's head all over that field.
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

The "thug" ones are hilarious! Nothing like an ND in your parent's house, with your parents guns, to make you regret breathing...
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DonniePD</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8x0M0dzZYDU"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8x0M0dzZYDU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>

Do you dig, you dig</div></div>

Darwinism in action.
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

They are some pretty funny guys. I have several of the movies and have seen lots of their sketches. Some British humor is lost on me, but not those guys.
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QEh2WqrGeZw"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QEh2WqrGeZw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

Fixed it for ya.

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Aaohh1dgceI"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Aaohh1dgceI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>


Along this same lines...

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FbEieKQ27NI&feature=player_detailpage#t=23s"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FbEieKQ27NI&feature=player_detailpage#t=23s" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

Tune in to 5 minutes 20 seconds to see Ray grow some nuts and really give-er

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hny1KcGiyr4&feature=relmfu"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hny1KcGiyr4&feature=relmfu" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

Those guys are about 20 minutes from my house, out by Rodney. That's about par for the course on the people you'll meet there.
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

Inability to control recoil or was he out to get him?

V6MhD.gif
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

Scouting for "Camel Toads" at local swimming pool. Hahaha.
SWLW0.jpg
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

Classic from Atlanta on the Neal Boortz Show. Make sure you stay for the translation.

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wZM6z3M1h3g"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wZM6z3M1h3g" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MitchK</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Classic from Atlanta on the Neal Boortz Show. Make sure you stay for the translation.

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wZM6z3M1h3g"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wZM6z3M1h3g" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object> </div></div>

Oh gawd, that's funny.
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.” “Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “You fuck her again.”
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Radar86</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Don't mess with this driver!

icrKk.gif
</div></div>

This is so full of WIN it's overflowing. When he loses the shoes at the very end I completely lost it.
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

This one always cracks me up...

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L5AeqKT5TC4"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L5AeqKT5TC4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4gVvmV3BnzM"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4gVvmV3BnzM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

Certain parts work better then others but this made me laugh.
<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EgFgEqm3o60"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EgFgEqm3o60" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

You've got the finest architecture. End of the rainbow looking treasure.....
<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o71kCuva4B4"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o71kCuva4B4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>

YRjsC.jpg


zQzMC.jpg


tywAd.png


8RQVE.jpg


MKdld.gif
 
Re: You Laugh.. You Lose Thread.

I hope you haven't told that joke in Krebbs!<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Force_Multiplier</div><div class="ubbcode-body">An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.” “Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “You fuck her again.”</div></div>
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

gr8fuldoug
Optics Pulsar Helion 2 XP50 Pro 2.5-20x50 Thermal Monocular on sale for $3,699.99
Replies
0
Views
345
gr8fuldoug
gr8fuldoug
gr8fuldoug
Pulsar Helion 2 XP50 Pro 2.5-20x50 Thermal Monocular on sale for $3,699.99
Replies
0
Views
261
gr8fuldoug
gr8fuldoug
Veer_G
What-ho, You Black Unitard-wearing Metrosexual Politically Correct Vegetarian Neckbeards!
Replies
12
Views
761
Alphatreedog
Alphatreedog
timesublime
Now that's using your head
Replies
2
Views
451
Maggot
Maggot
rhantz
Maggie’s Cuomo Reacts To Public Backlash Due To NY SAFE ACT
Replies
10
Views
3K
FequalsMA
F
Top Bottom
Back