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[748rpilot]

Met up with a (woman) friend, her (woman) friend and kids last night for live music and fireworks show. I'm about 2 minutes away and she texts me, "can you bring a blanket and/or chairs or did you leave already?". Well I certainly didn't bring any blankets --honestly I figured the women would

I thought about it a minute and said, not to worry, I got just the ticket here right with me, I do.

Now I didn't have a blanket, specific, but I did have a MidwayUSA deluxe competition shooting mat and a folding chair! I get to the spot, unroll that mat, she takes a sit, moves around a little and says "ooh this is nice!"

Hey, only the best for you !!

 

[roostercogburn98]

Eyes liken ewe two knot uze the werd redkneck. It offences my delicatit sensations

 

[sloporsche]

Met up with a (woman) friend, her (woman) friend and kids last night for live music and fireworks show. I'm about 2 minutes away and she texts me, "can you bring a blanket and/or chairs or did you leave already?". Well I certainly didn't bring any blankets --honestly I figured the women would

I thought about it a minute and said, not to worry, I got just the ticket here right with me, I do.

Now I didn't have a blanket, specific, but I did have a MidwayUSA deluxe competition shooting mat and a folding chair! I get to the spot, unroll that mat, she takes a sit, moves around a little and says "ooh this is nice!"

Hey, only the best for you !!

Reminds me of my wife when i took her to get familiar with my python " i like this " kinda worked out because it gave me an excuse to get another snubski ....sw 340 pd which she said " i like this " for her SAR training and she refusing to clean them saying its manwork after firing .......i should put magnums in them next time for her or get the zap 92

 

[MO Fugga]

Thought there would be a fucking your sister joke in there. Carry on....

 

[748rpilot]

Thought there would be a fucking your sister joke in there. Carry on....

The only thing fucking me is life