I have my own personal mail drone that will drop it right down your chimney. Sometimes I inadvertently grab a grenade from the grenade pile* instead of a scope from the ZCO pile (doesn't everyone have a ZCO pile?), but that adds a level of whimsy and anticipation. Truly value added for the $3350/reasonable offer (delivery included!) price tag.
*Fine print glowie disclaimer: I don't really have a grenade pile, but I think I speak for all of us when I say I wish I did.