I know this is a repeat, I've posted it before.This is a constant repeat..but all joking aside it didn’t get much better
So I’ll let this one slide
So all of the services are using the USMC ASVAB now?
Back in jr high, we knew of a motel next to the Fremont mall that had a cig vending machine just inside a side door that was usually open and rarely watched. Think cost was around 50 cents.
Not sure what cars these came on, but would love to find one for the hood of my PeteIt's a DATE!
I'll make you intimate with my new little friend.
Obviously needs some
But first, a ball gag.
What’s the Arabic word for fuck boi?
We all know you can do better than just chlamydia!View attachment 8411305
I could play along long enough to give her the best 43 seconds of her life.
And Chlamydia
I’ll overlook a lot of things for about 30 minutes on account of some nice titties.
معزة or maeaza (goat)What’s the Arabic word for fuck boi?
Stoned
Hook ups with what? A crane. No worries I ain't got one.
Well I didn’t want to bragWe all know you can do better than just chlamydia!
Vomiting. Then gifting her with a copy of my latest diet book, "Put the Fork Down Fatty"
Well there's your problem.....
And in return you’ll be receiving SyphillisV, Herpes and a yet to be named auto-immunity disease. Congrats on your achievement.We all know you can do better than just chlamydia!
Auto-immunityAnd in return you’ll be receiving SyphillisV, Herpes and a yet to be named auto-immunity disease. Congrats on your achievement.
So one of my employees thought it was a good idea to run a box cutter through the web of his thumb...We all know you can do better than just chlamydia!
The ones I had might have had plastic fins. But I was born in 81.Unfortunately the do not always land the right way down. The fins are also made of metal so the contraption had to go at quite a rate of speed to get a successful bang. Hence all the bruises and broken windows.
I've done this a couple of times. Yes, I'm a slow learner.So one of my employees thought it was a good idea to run a box cutter through the web of his thumb...