Prince Harry - Man you just GOT to feel sorry for the guy

I'm all torn up.

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Women are never satisfied. You can be a Royal Prince and they still want to change you.

If a woman isn't happy when you meet her, nothing you do will change that for her......women just keep blaming their unhappiness on you, and the guy before you who tried to make her happy, and the guy before him.....

Met the dude once in Lashkar Gah, he seemed pretty chill there. I still don’t feel bad for him though, because he got himself into this bullshit. He needs to call his dad for some advice on how to handle a needy bitch.

I don't feel sorry for him at all.

Man's greatest downfall is kneeling at the altar of a little patch of pubic hair. (Ok, many are shaved now, but still...)

On the other hand, according to Ancestry.com and my DNA test, I am a cousin (5th with positive DNA sharing) of Lady Di... and therefore of Harry too.

Now here's the damnable part. According to Ancestry.com, I am also (by one degree more separation) a cousin of Meghan Markle through her father.

So the way I see it, Harry is incestuous and deserves everything coming to him.

Besides, the bastard couldn't even front his cuz a Defender 90 or a castle or some shit. Fuck 'em! ?

He made this bed. Now he'll lie in it. Boo hoo hoo, he's a subject now!

As a dear, now deceased friend used to say (paraphrased) "Pussy will make you do stupid shit that nothing else comes close."

Maybe she's got a really talented mouth.

yeah WTF, she must have a bag of vagina circus tricks that his groupies never heard of...

She most definitely pulled his man card.
Funny thing about all this,I bet dude ain't even getting head anymore

I don't know about you guys, but I don't want fuck all to do with the constant limelight.

I'd kill the paparazzi in no time flat.

He will soon regret the choices he has made.

The last time something like this happened they fixed it with a high speed car chase.

MinnesotaMulisha said:

I don't know about you guys, but I don't want fuck all to do with the constant limelight.

I'd kill the paparazzi in no time flat.

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Celebs publicists tell everyone where celebs are going to be, at all times day and night, including other publicists, magazines, newspapers, photogs, etc. Celebs know this. Its not a mystery. Years ago I worked for that industry as a hired photog and know the ins and out.
Want to not be hounded? GTFO of that industry.

Wounds are still fresh from the Revolution so Harry and that skank he married can suck on my Big Musket Balls .

Wealth aside I'm pretty sure his world was a pile of shit to begin with. His father wants to be Dracula and was close friends with a degenerate pedophile Jimmy Savile. His Grandfather if he's reborn after this life wants to come back as a deadly virus so he can kill lots of people. And his mother was likely murdered on orders by his Grandmother. Not to forget his uncle that got caught up in the Jeffrey Epstein pedo network. No amount of wealth is worth being stuck in the middle of all that, but then he's probably a degenerate like the rest of them.

They say that a pussy hair is stronger than a three corded rope.
Her pussy must be silk lined and she knows how to use it.
Didn't his father teach him that renting is cheaper than buying?

I don’t feel sorry for people that cause their own misery.

He is very, very valuable.........

Like milk cartons, his picture should be emblazoned on the the label of every liquor bottle, as a warning about what happens when you let your little head do your thinking for you.........

It's pretty funny how he is repeating his great uncle's misery almost down to the last detail.

Redmanss said:

Met the dude once in Lashkar Gah, he seemed pretty chill there. I still don’t feel bad for him though, because he got himself into this bullshit. He needs to call his dad for some advice on how to handle a needy bitch.

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Just let it slip she has dirt on Hillary. Never see her again.

Slow Loris said:

Wealth aside I'm pretty sure his world was a pile of shit to begin with. His father wants to be Dracula and was close friends with a degenerate pedophile Jimmy Savile. His Grandfather if he's reborn after this life wants to come back as a deadly virus so he can kill lots of people. And his mother was likely murdered on orders by his Grandmother. Not to forget his uncle that got caught up in the Jeffrey Epstein pedo network. No amount of wealth is worth being stuck in the middle of all that, but then he's probably a degenerate like the rest of them.

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He reminds me of JFK'S grandson that killed that girl on the beach in Florida back in the early 90's.
Dude WALKED away from it and was pretty much caught red handed.

DarnYankeeUSMC said:

They say that a pussy hair is stronger than a three corded rope.
Her pussy must be silk lined and she knows how to use it.
Didn't his father teach him that renting is cheaper than buying?

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Talking about pussy hair if you like feel of corn silk then hook up with a Asian .

GrayRyder said:

Can't use the word "Royal"

This guy's had the best of all worlds all his life then he meets some B-list American actress and his whole world goes to shit. The guy's just suffers one indignity after another for this chick. No more Rolls-Royces, no more Red Stag hunts, no more gas power Jaguars. no more good times. Just a cranky wife who wants him to turn his whole life upside down so she can be happy. Somebody buy that guy a drink.

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But he got da pussy!

candyx said:

Talking about pussy hair if you like feel of corn silk then hook up with a Asian .

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I know what you mean, but it was attached to the whole ear of corn???

Redmanss said:

Met the dude once in Lashkar Gah, he seemed pretty chill there. I still don’t feel bad for him though, because he got himself into this bullshit. He needs to call his dad for some advice on how to handle a needy bitch.

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Paparazzi?

hell no i don't have to feel sorry for him he married her he had to hear her telling him her plans or he could just have her bumped off and start over either way he had options stay in a cushy life and live pretty nice on the backs of the English citizens or leave and live his on the sweat of his own brow he made a choice poor baby live with it . he is a big boy now time to pull up those panties and get a job and work .

1: is Prince Charles really his father?

2: who GAF? We kicked their asses once, oh wait, twice.
Then had to save them a couple times.

Oh well. Not that I havent ever made a poor choice because of a woman.....

If poor Prince Harry wanted to go dumpster diving for a wife he should have stuck to driving thru English trailer parks and left this hoochie in America. She has literally turned his life inside out and upside down, the guy is a serious cuckold.

I give it another six months before her earlier porn work starts showing up on the internet.

I don't give a rat's ass. He is nothing special.

If Harry, who by all accounts is far more "normal" than any Windsor, is happy and accepts his decision to walk away from the privileges of being royalty then why the fuck should we care?

Fuck Harry, I don't know what he wants, if he thinks he's living the same live as the rest of us he's wrong. My guess is he still has others doing everything for him. Including protection, cooking, house maintenance, auto maintenance, and every else that most of us have to deal with. Truth is I don't care what happens to him or his wife.

I read that their net worth was ~ 25m and Megan was looking at a 25m estate in Canada. WTF. Can’t these assholes understand the math?

I will say that I suspect harry was looking for an excuse to leave royal life. Megan wants to act again. Maybe it was a joint decision.

To hell with them both. Neither are putting money in my pocket or enriching my life.

As long as Harry is not bitching to me about his life choices IDGAF.

powdahound76 said:

1: is Prince Charles really his father?

2: who GAF? We kicked their asses once, oh wait, twice.
Then had to save them a couple times.

Oh well. Not that I havent ever made a poor choice because of a woman.....

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who hasn't?

VooDoo Punanny

Plus he's probably tired of banging her by now. It's all downhill from here buddy

Winningdog said:

Fuck Harry, I don't know what he wants, if he thinks he's living the same live as the rest of us he's wrong. My guess is he still has others doing everything for him. Including protection, cooking, house maintenance, auto maintenance, and every else that most of us have to deal with. Truth is I don't care what happens to him or his wife.

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The prime minister of Canada has agreed to pay about ~$800k/year for their protection.

A lot of dumbassery coming out of Canada these days.

The_Count said:

I read that their net worth was ~ 25m and Megan was looking at a 25m estate in Canada. WTF. Can’t these assholes understand the math?

I will say that I suspect harry was looking for an excuse to leave royal life. Megan wants to act again. Maybe it was a joint decision.

To hell with them both. Neither are putting money in my pocket or enriching my life.

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They probably have a lot more money then that. The royals are pretty secretive about their money, and I believe a lot of that is held in offshore bank accounts.

The fact that the citizens of the UK continue to pay the inbred royal family each year hundreds of millions of dollars is absolute insanity.

I believe it’s unamerican to care and give any shits about the “royal” family.

What is American is taking a moment to imagine what a dumpster fire he would be as a king. Can you imagine this shit show in 1900, it would be epic. I have respect for his service in the military and his multiple trips to the war zone while serving in combat operations, maybe he has PTSD?

This was definitely low hanging fruit in the world of hot, eligible women he had to choose from.

Was it the brother, of his great grandfather. That left the royal family for a divorced American woman? Seams history is repeating itself. Or something along those lines.

I've seen it many times when a friend marries white trash. And I know white trash when I see it.


Even when it's in disguise.

Winningdog said:

Was it the brother, of his great grandfather. That left the royal family for a divorced American woman? Seams history is repeating itself. Or something along those lines.

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Dude literally gave up being King to marry white trash. What the pussy will do to a man.

What do you suppose causes that? They can afford to rent any woman, yet they settle for second place.

They get mind fucked.

Jefe's Dope said:

Dude literally gave up being King to marry white trash. What the pussy will do to a man.

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isn't she black?

Harry has several offers to be on the board of directors for several major corporations. He will Not have money problems. Ask the Biden boy how that works.