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The Chikn went down the road

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Back from the Keys.
Note to self: April is ok early, March is better, stay the fuck out of the Keys in May.

Hot...hot hot.
Caught enough snapper off the back porch for a decent mess. Hung a decent barracuda but he cut me off, couldn't get a bite with the lightest wire I had. Caught a pretty good swimming cinder block (nurse shark). Never did get to the bridges. So busy playing tour guide to the mother in law (visiting from England).
She didn't care for me killing the fishes, so putting a chum block out every evening was great entertainment for her.

Had a good time. Stayed in a pretty good place. Completely fuckerated my keto. Back on keto is item one for Monday when my vacation officially ends. I've gotta crack one of these bottles before vacation expires.
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Which one should I open?

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armorpl8chikn said:
Back from the Keys.
Note to self: April is ok early, March is better, stay the fuck out of the Keys in May.

Hot...hot hot.
Caught enough snapper off the back porch for a decent mess. Hung a decent barracuda but he cut me off, couldn't get a bite with the lightest wire I had. Caught a pretty good swimming cinder block (nurse shark). Never did get to the bridges. So busy playing tour guide to the mother in law (visiting from England).
She didn't care for me killing the fishes, so putting a chum block out every evening was great entertainment for her.

Had a good time. Stayed in a pretty good place. Completely fuckerated my keto. Back on keto is item one for Monday when my vacation officially ends. I've gotta crack one of these bottles before vacation expires.
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Which one should I open?

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That doesnt appear to be a SH ball cap youre wearing there.
 
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Always heard it was about the chikin be crossing the road, now u confuse us with the chikin went down the road, n the picture shows us a canine chikin.
So, the new mystery of life will be why the chikin is canine and went down the road... what was he after...



Looks like a great trip, u deserved it.
 
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armorpl8chikn said:
Back from the Keys.
Note to self: April is ok early, March is better, stay the fuck out of the Keys in May.

Hot...hot hot.
Caught enough snapper off the back porch for a decent mess. Hung a decent barracuda but he cut me off, couldn't get a bite with the lightest wire I had. Caught a pretty good swimming cinder block (nurse shark). Never did get to the bridges. So busy playing tour guide to the mother in law (visiting from England).
She didn't care for me killing the fishes, so putting a chum block out every evening was great entertainment for her.

Had a good time. Stayed in a pretty good place. Completely fuckerated my keto. Back on keto is item one for Monday when my vacation officially ends. I've gotta crack one of these bottles before vacation expires.
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Which one should I open?

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Nice whiskey. Whatcha gonna drink next week?
 
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armorpl8chikn said:
Nuffin.

One of them bottles is for a very good friend of mine. He is probly watching this thread.
So what'll it be Cochise?
One of these, or that rare bottle of cask strength Elijah Craig I've got tucked back?
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I’ll let you choose.
And How did you know my name was Cochise?
 
Loonhunter said:
I’ll let you choose.
And How did you know my name was Cochise?
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Your name is Yukon Cornelius.
I've got a bottle of peach Evan Williams with three swallers out of the bottle you can have. Nobody round here gonna drink that shit.

How do I know it's got 3 swallers missing? I measured it right from the bottle. Even a severe spinal headache couldn't make me take another swallers of that shite.

You might want to wipe the mouth of the bottle fore you take a pull. No telling what you might ketch.
 
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armorpl8chikn said:
Nuffin.

One of them bottles is for a very good friend of mine. He is probly watching this thread.
So what'll it be Cochise?
One of these, or that rare bottle of cask strength Elijah Craig I've got tucked back?
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I think he prefers LPG. :)
 
I hear some have success CatFishn with Chikn.

Enjoy the booze and don’t fall out the boat!
 
armorpl8chikn said:
Your name is Yukon Cornelius.
I've got a bottle of peach Evan Williams with three swallers out of the bottle you can have. Nobody round here gonna drink that shit.

How do I know it's got 3 swallers missing? I measured it right from the bottle. Even a severe spinal headache couldn't make me take another swallers of that shite.

You might want to wipe the mouth of the bottle fore you take a pull. No telling what you might ketch.
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Come on Stinky Pete. We’re both prospectors. We’re on the same side. I’z wuz jist prospectin fo sum hooch.
Most people call me Fuckyoucon Cornelius.
 
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Who was looking for a sweet bourbon?
I went with numbers and opened the Old Forester Statesman......SHIIT! That stuff is sweet. The nose is apricots and......(sniffffff) it's fruity as a berkley beta male.....honey?..... maple?
At 95 horsepower.....it is really friggin smooth.....very little burn. It's so sweet I'd swear they dosed it with honey.
It is very drinksble

@SilentStalkr was looking for bourbon.
 
armorpl8chikn said:
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Who was looking for a sweet bourbon?
I went with numbers and opened the Old Forester Statesman......SHIIT! That stuff is sweet. The nose is apricots and......(sniffffff) it's fruity as a berkley beta male.....honey?..... maple?
At 95 horsepower.....it is really friggin smooth.....very little burn. It's so sweet I'd swear they dosed it with honey.
It is very drinksble

@SilentStalkr was looking for bourbon.
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Very drinkable?! Berkeley beta pillow biter?!

Better reef your Chinese silk sails, yeoman.

:eek:
 
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Blue Sky Country said:
Awesome photos! And happy ya' enjoyed your trip.

You probably fish down there so often that the native Conchs think you are one of them, don't you? :LOL: Also, no trip to the Keys is complete without a tour of the Martello Tower. Hope you got to give it a peep.
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I didn't go to West martello tower. I don't like key West even when it's not crowded.
I don't go very often. I like Okaloosa area better.
 
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