Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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That ass with the teddy bear better win the GAOW award this week. It just doesn't get any better than that. If it doesn't win, I will just have to throw a hissy fit or something.
I call it "Red Teddy." It's definitely in the running. A strong chance for nomination, but that depends on how many more entries come in before 12n Wed. 03/23.
As a guideline, a more "well defined" shape and firm (ie. circular & "pill shaped") musculature will gain more favor. Last week's winner, for example:
as opposed to one that, although very good, kinda "droops" a little.
Granted, the above is extremely well done, but I think if you took a full side profile, it wouldn't be totally "pill shaped" circular.
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I'm pretty sure it's the one "with" the Teddy Bear, as you cannot see the one "on" the Teddy Bear.
Obviously a true connoisseur of the derrière.I call it "Red Teddy." It's definitely in the running. A strong chance for nomination, but that depends on how many more entries come in before 12n Wed. 03/23.
As a guideline, a more "well defined" shape and firmness (ie. circular & "pill shaped") musculature will gain more favor. Last week's winner, for example:
as opposed to one that, although very good, kinda "droops" a little.
Granted, the above is extremely well done, but I think if you took a full side profile, it wouldn't be totally "pill shaped" circular.
My wife ever tried to give me a bad NCOER, I'd Article-15 her ass.
Obviously a true connoisseur of the derrière.
Let's just say, I was "Sir Mix-a-Lot" well before the concept was a gleam in his eye....
Thanks bitches, now the fountain stank like tuna
I10 east of San Antonio, used to drive by there 5 days a week , IIRC it's named after a indain atrocity back in the 1840's.
That's some space number 5 at the whispering pines trailer park right there......
I'm going in, boys. Tell my family that I went to Ukraine and the 13 stab wounds, I'm about to receive, were from Russian bayonets.
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The one on the left needs big tits to keep you from looking at her face. Oh, don't quote me and bitch. I'd still fuck her. Doggy style.
Czechoslovakian beer on the table beside the really nice titties. Wish they were at my house!
Now thats what Im talking about! And just like that, balance is restored at the Hide...
The bayonet holes will be easy to explain but what about the STD?
Washing up before getting back out on the streets.
He won't make it long enough to reach testable levels, the old lady will never know.
That's racism. Socioeconomic Racism. Maybe that family couldn't afford a new 1964 Impala like you. Maybe it's 1968 and all they could afford was a used 1964 Impala. Yeah there's a ding in the bumper and scratch on the door. So what if the previous owner burned a cigarette hole in the bench. It still get's the father to his job and the wife to the store on weekends. It's theirs god damn it!
Yep. Almost didn’t get a TS clearance because of being accused of racism. However, final determination was I was just prejudice against stupid and ignorant.
Some of you guys crack me up, there isn't anyone of you that would say no to either one of them. If you say no, post up your picture and let's see what kind of stud you really are! Man, give me a gallon of Crisco and a blue tarp and this would be a fun time!The one on the left needs big tits to keep you from looking at her face. Oh, don't quote me and bitch. I'd still fuck her. Doggy style.
Had a buddy in the navy that swears up and down he got herpes from the water fountain on the ship. His wife believes him, so I guess it’s all good. I would go with bathing in the water fountain or something to start with. You can always deflect later and blame it on her. Never know what you might find out though.
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