Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Looks like the victim lands on the deck in a straight line where his head was?
Good thing he was wearing a helmet
The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the mass of the ass.
Taking into consideration the heat of the meat remains constant.
Engineering 101 CalState Fullerton circa 1980 literally the first thing the prof said on the first day.
No idea how I remembered that.
Taking into consideration the heat of the meat remains constant.
Engineering 101 CalState Fullerton circa 1980 literally the first thing the prof said on the first day.
No idea how I remembered that.
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This is that guys view at the moment
These types of facilities are my bread and butter. Looks almost exactly like a reactor hall we designed for a well known manufacturers of caulks and sealants. Jacketed vessel and condensing column above with an agitator.
We design manufacturing facilities using flammable and combustible liquids in quantities exceeding maximum allowable volumes. Hazardous production spaces with classified electrical and XP everything. Some of the plants I can't walk inside the production room without static dissipating shoes. Can't even bring in your cell phone. IPA, Heptane, Xylene, EO, all that stuff.
I saved this GIF for the next time a client asks me if they really need to spend all that money on Code compliance.
someone needs to put Jada's head on the 5 guys one girl meme..... Just another night at the smith house......
I quit smoking Marlbors 8 years ago, but I'd smack that ass...and wear it for a hat. Thick girls are more fun.
I've seen that a few times, bad ass every time.
It’s good he has his helmet. I’m sure that will save his bacon.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatalities_due_to_wingsuit_flying
2016 was a pretty active year
2016 was a pretty active year
Wingsuits are their own kinda animal to fly just due to the rigging and deployment sequence. That's what turned me off of them.
Now they've become all the rage in the BASE community and dumb fuckers are pushing proximity flight too far.
Jeb Corliss is a good example. He pushed it until he hit an outcropping at 110mph, the impact degloved the muscle from his legs and broke a bunch of shit. He's extremely lucky to have survived...needless to say, he doesn't get so close anymore
Jeb Corliss impacting Table mountain
If you watch any of this, from the 6 minute mark, for about 45 seconds.....
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Today in NY, its opening day of Trout fishing season
The honeymoon!
A young newlywed couple arrived at the remote lakeside bed and breakfast for their honeymoon. The owner kindly checked them in on the first day and they seemed like a nice couple. Shortly after check-in, the new husband headed down to the dock to do some fishing. He fished until dark and then returned to his cabin. The next morning the new husband was at the dock fishing at first light and stayed there until dark. The wife came down only to bring him meals and chat for a short while, and would return to the cabin. This continued for several days. This struck the owner of the B&B as very odd behaviour for a newlywed couple, and finally he decided to investigate.
He went over to talk to the man finally and said "say, this is your honeymoon is it not?"
"Sure is," said the man. "This place is beautiful and we're both having an excellent stay."
"Uh huh, " said the owner. "I don't mean to pry, but on my honeymoon, well, my wife and I spent most of our time in the bedroom..."
"Oh well, we can't do that" said the man. "My wife, she's got an awful case of gonorrhea."
"I See" Said the owner. "Have you given any thought to oral sex?"
"Can't. She's also got bad pyorrhea" said the man.
After a moment of awkward silence the owner asked... "Anal?"
"Nah, she's got chronic diarrhea. And I'm just not into that anyway" said the man.
"Well hell son. I don't mean to sound insensitive, but, why in the world did you marry this woman???"
asked the owner in total confusion.
"Cause she's got worms and I love to fish!"
Today in NY, its opening day of Trout fishing season
The honeymoon!
A young newlywed couple arrived at the remote lakeside bed and breakfast for their honeymoon. The owner kindly checked them in on the first day and they seemed like a nice couple. Shortly after check-in, the new husband headed down to the dock to do some fishing. He fished until dark and then returned to his cabin. The next morning the new husband was at the dock fishing at first light and stayed there until dark. The wife came down only to bring him meals and chat for a short while, and would return to the cabin. This continued for several days. This struck the owner of the B&B as very odd behaviour for a newlywed couple, and finally he decided to investigate.
He went over to talk to the man finally and said "say, this is your honeymoon is it not?"
"Sure is," said the man. "This place is beautiful and we're both having an excellent stay."
"Uh huh, " said the owner. "I don't mean to pry, but on my honeymoon, well, my wife and I spent most of our time in the bedroom..."
"Oh well, we can't do that" said the man. "My wife, she's got an awful case of gonorrhea."
"I See" Said the owner. "Have you given any thought to oral sex?"
"Can't. She's also got bad pyorrhea" said the man.
After a moment of awkward silence the owner asked... "Anal?"
"Nah, she's got chronic diarrhea. And I'm just not into that anyway" said the man.
"Well hell son. I don't mean to sound insensitive, but, why in the world did you marry this woman???"
asked the owner in total confusion.
"Cause she's got worms and I love to fish!"
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