Trolling at a whole new level

[DocRDS]

So my local group insists there is a Local Forum here for trading reloading compenents.

having the ability to read the forum rules there is only the PX. So either I'm a moron for not knowing about local forums on the hide
or my local group is truly just a bunch of assholes trolling me on a new level.

Dammit I can't move fast enough out of this hellhole.

 

[Huskydriver]

There are local threads........

 

[huntnh]

Where is your hellhole located

 

[Bender]

There is a top secret trading post.

If you have to ask, you’ll never get in.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Don't listen to Bender. He is the master troll.

Do a SH search on UGPX and you'll find it.

Sirhr

 

[Lapuapalooza]

There is a top secret trading post.

If you have to ask, you’ll never get in.

Ixnay on the radingtay ostpay, ok?

 

[DocRDS]

There is a top secret trading post.

If you have to ask, you’ll never get in.

You have perfectly described Texas.

Fuck this place. I'm going to my own piece of land without some BS rules on ammo and BS good ol boys club. 20 years and I still can't get an honest answer from those bastards. The can have the goddamn Californians. The deserve each other.

 

[7.62willdo]

There is a top secret trading post.

If you have to ask, you’ll never get in.

Code name “HOTEL CALIFORNIA”…….. you can check in any time you like but you can never leave…….

 

[Threadcutter308]

You have perfectly described Texas.

Fuck this place. I'm going to my own piece of land without some BS rules on ammo and BS good ol boys club. 20 years and I still can't get an honest answer from those bastards. The can have the goddamn Californians. The deserve each other.

Do I understand you correctly ? You’re bitching about Tejas ?

Signed,

a warshington state resident...........

 

[Maggot]

You have perfectly described Texas.

Fuck this place. I'm going to my own piece of land without some BS rules on ammo and BS good ol boys club. 20 years and I still can't get an honest answer from those bastards. The can have the goddamn Californians. The deserve each other.

Do I understand you correctly ? You’re bitching about Tejas ?

Signed,

a warshington state resident...........

There are parts of Texas left that are great but Cali is seeping east rapidly.

I wasnt aware Texas has a separate rule on ammo purchase. Explain.

 

[DocRDS]

There are parts of Texas left that are great but Cali is seeping east rapidly.

I wasnt aware Texas has a separate rule on ammo purchase. Explain.

Its the local ranges, not purchase. All no FMJ, no Steel.

There are some good people here. But a lot of assholes. Spent my last time on the range listening to them bitch about people with degrees, who went to college, but they themselves can't answer a damn question straight. And the assholes seem to be involved in the admin of shooting sports.

Plus I live in a giant metro which means any shooting is 2 hours away.

Edit: These fucks have given me bad advice and shit from day one and I've just fucking had it. I played all there fucking games, did the run around got my RO certification tried to setup/paste for every match and they still treat me like an a-hole. One dumb fuck even tried to convince me that a hi-pont was a valuable compeition gun. How goddamn stupid do you think I am. Its at the point where I drive past 4 matches to shoot in Wichita Falls or Houston or Waco.

 

[Rthur]

There is a top secret trading post.

If you have to ask, you’ll never get in.

R

 

[Average guy]

If you know you know. UGPX is password required

 

[n2ishun]

One dumb fuck even tried to convince me that a hi-pont was a valuable compeition gun. How goddamn stupid do you think I am.

Could someone have mistaken hi-point and high standard ?
High Standard used to make military target pistols, very nice ones.
I had to train more than 1 Marine pilot how to hit the broadside of a barn with them.
Fuckers couldn't shoot for shit, but it got me a back seat ride in a Tomcat.

 

[hafejd30]

The funny thing is if they know enough to know the UGPX exist then they are likely reading this thread by now….

 

[Slash0311]

Damnit. Since it sounds like someone else leaked it, I'll go ahead (at the risk of my own banishment) tell you the secret handshake...

If you can bench 275#, have worked with concrete, you're in. Just Google "blue waffles". That's the secret code...

 

[roostercogburn98]

What’s for sale

 

[DocRDS]

You wouln't want it. Its not MOA.

 

[168BTHPM]

If you know you know. UGPX is password required

Not if you enter through the back door www.lemonparty.org click on the second tab from the left at the bottom.

 

[Average guy]

I thought we were keeping that on the down low

 

[168BTHPM]

I thought we were keeping that on the down low

Anyone can enter through the back door, they still have to pass the screening and initiation.

 

[roostercogburn98]

Plus I live in a giant metro which means any shooting is 2 hours away.

I found the root problem

 

[pmclaine]

Tell me son.....have you ever been in....a cockpit?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Tell me son.....have you ever been in....a cockpit?

“Do you like movies about gladiators?”

 

[Mike Casselton]

You know when Sparky rubs up and down on your leg

 

[Average guy]

What we’ve got here is failure to communicate

 

[OREGUN]

I see a lot of genius in this thread.

 

[Stevo86]

Its the local ranges, not purchase. All no FMJ, no Steel.

There are some good people here. But a lot of assholes. Spent my last time on the range listening to them bitch about people with degrees, who went to college, but they themselves can't answer a damn question straight. And the assholes seem to be involved in the admin of shooting sports.

Plus I live in a giant metro which means any shooting is 2 hours away.

Edit: These fucks have given me bad advice and shit from day one and I've just fucking had it. I played all there fucking games, did the run around got my RO certification tried to setup/paste for every match and they still treat me like an a-hole. One dumb fuck even tried to convince me that a hi-pont was a valuable compeition gun. How goddamn stupid do you think I am. Its at the point where I drive past 4 matches to shoot in Wichita Falls or Houston or Waco.

Sounds like your in the wrong part of Texas homie… and prolly talking to abunch or faggots California transplants.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Anyone can enter through the back door, they still have to pass the screening and initiation.

Olives and flashlights time again?

 

[Milf Dots]

He got a real purty mouth, ain't he.

 

[pmclaine]

This is how UGPX works......

Go into the appropriate forum, lets use optics as an example for clarity (See what I did there?).....

Post like this "I have a Premier ST, 3-15X I am motivated to sell. Anyone know whats its worth? Id take a couple cases of primers in trade"

Works like a charm.

 

[n2ishun]

Olives and flashlights time again?

Fleshlights....
Olives and Fleshlights.

 

[Snipe260]

Its the local ranges, not purchase. All no FMJ, no Steel.

There are some good people here. But a lot of assholes. Spent my last time on the range listening to them bitch about people with degrees, who went to college, but they themselves can't answer a damn question straight. And the assholes seem to be involved in the admin of shooting sports.

Plus I live in a giant metro which means any shooting is 2 hours away.

Edit: These fucks have given me bad advice and shit from day one and I've just fucking had it. I played all there fucking games, did the run around got my RO certification tried to setup/paste for every match and they still treat me like an a-hole. One dumb fuck even tried to convince me that a hi-pont was a valuable compeition gun. How goddamn stupid do you think I am. Its at the point where I drive past 4 matches to shoot in Wichita Falls or Houston or Waco.

Move to Chicago! You can walk out your front door in the city and shoot all you want!

 

[DocRDS]

Move to Chicago! You can walk out your front door in the city and shoot all you want!

And best of all not be charged with a crime! (but I am white--maybe i'll claim "hispanic")

 

[DocRDS]

This is how UGPX works......

Go into the appropriate forum, lets use optics as an example for clarity (See what I did there?).....

Post like this "I have a Premier ST, 3-15X I am motivated to sell. Anyone know whats its worth? Id take a couple cases of primers in trade"

Works like a charm.

I love all cats. Even the ban cat. I'd rather hang out with the ban cat and my cat. But I ain't puttin my ass in his sights. Mofo bites.

 

[Carlos Danger]

Its the local ranges, not purchase. All no FMJ, no Steel.

There are some good people here. But a lot of assholes. Spent my last time on the range listening to them bitch about people with degrees, who went to college, but they themselves can't answer a damn question straight. And the assholes seem to be involved in the admin of shooting sports.

Plus I live in a giant metro which means any shooting is 2 hours away.

Edit: These fucks have given me bad advice and shit from day one and I've just fucking had it. I played all there fucking games, did the run around got my RO certification tried to setup/paste for every match and they still treat me like an a-hole. One dumb fuck even tried to convince me that a hi-pont was a valuable compeition gun. How goddamn stupid do you think I am. Its at the point where I drive past 4 matches to shoot in Wichita Falls or Houston or Waco.

Are they retired corrections officers?

 

[plong]

Sounds like your in the wrong part of Texas homie… and prolly talking to abunch or faggots California transplants.

Or…?

 

[Average guy]

Olives and flashlights time again?

Don’t forget the marshmallow. I still wake up in a cold sweat from that experience.

 

[roostercogburn98]

I threw my olives away. Was that a mistake?

 

[Threadcutter308]

I threw my olives away. Was that a mistake?

Yes, it was a mistake. It was not yours to throw away......

Shit. Not sure what to do now. No one has ever done that before.

Keep an eye on your mailbox. We'll be in contact shortly.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Don’t forget the marshmallow. I still wake up in a cold sweat from that experience.

Do you, by some strange chance, have an extra marshmallow that you can spare ?

AFAF.......

 

[MarinePMI]

Could someone have mistaken hi-point and high standard ?
High Standard used to make military target pistols, very nice ones.
I had to train more than 1 Marine pilot how to hit the broadside of a barn with them.
Fuckers couldn't shoot for shit, but it got me a back seat ride in a Tomcat.

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Ummm...last I checked, Marines didn't fly Tomcats...

 

[Fig]

 

[Average guy]

Do you, by some strange chance, have an extra marshmallow that you can spare ?

AFAF.......

Yes I have some unused marshmallows you can have

 

[Threadcutter308]

Yes I have some unused marshmallows you can have

Excellent. Please send one to @roostercogburn98. He'll be watching his mailbox.........

 

[Average guy]

Excellent. Please send one to @roostercogburn98. He'll be watching his mailbox.........

Remember rooster, any color over a light tan is unacceptable.

 

[308pirate]

There are some good people here. But a lot of assholes. Spent my last time on the range listening to them bitch about people with degrees, who went to college, but they themselves can't answer a damn question straight. And the assholes seem to be involved in the admin of shooting sports.

Plus I live in a giant metro which means any shooting is 2 hours away.

Edit: These fucks have given me bad advice and shit from day one and I've just fucking had it. I played all there fucking games, did the run around got my RO certification tried to setup/paste for every match and they still treat me like an a-hole. One dumb fuck even tried to convince me that a hi-pont was a valuable compeition gun. How goddamn stupid do you think I am. Its at the point where I drive past 4 matches to shoot in Wichita Falls or Houston or Waco.

 

[308pirate]

Could someone have mistaken hi-point and high standard ?
High Standard used to make military target pistols, very nice ones.
I had to train more than 1 Marine pilot how to hit the broadside of a barn with them.
Fuckers couldn't shoot for shit, but it got me a back seat ride in a Tomcat.

Liar

Where's that cock-fag medal?

 

[roostercogburn98]

Yes, it was a mistake. It was not yours to throw away......

Shit. Not sure what to do now. No one has ever done that before.

Keep an eye on your mailbox. We'll be in contact shortly.

Shit, my bad. I’ve got the claymore on the mailbox currently, so let me know when to unhook the mre spoon

 

[akmike47]