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As they are suggesting sending their legions of retards into small towns….

Boowah hahhaahahaha…

Sirhr
Maybe. I think the ratio of patriots vs. tit worthless people would be about the same as in the American revolution, 13%.

I went around once asking them if they wanted to form a neighborhood watch group and all I got was this confused Walmart dumblook :confused:.
 
Maybe. I think the ratio of patriots vs. tit worthless people would be about the same as in the American revolution, 13%.

I went around once asking them if they wanted to form a neighborhood watch group and all I got was this confused Walmart dumblook :confused:.

I'm surprised that you weren't labeled as some sort of wannabe cop or Rambo. They might have said, behind your back, that you were projecting and actually planning some apocalyptical shenanigan on your neighbors.

I went to a neighborhood watch meeting once. They were trying to form a new group. It was only the first meeting.

I wasn't invited back to the second meeting. It must have been because of the question I asked about the "no weapons" bullet point on the power point presentation.
 
I'm surprised that you weren't labeled as some sort of wannabe cop or Rambo. They might have said, behind your back, that you were projecting and actually planning some apocalyptical shenanigan on your neighbors.

I went to a neighborhood watch meeting once. They were trying to form a new group. It was only the first meeting.

I wasn't invited back to the second meeting. It must have been because of the question I asked about the "no weapons" bullet point on the power point presentation.
That why after about the third neighbor I realized it was pretty much every man for himself out here. One retiree said "I don't think they would come all the way out here."

I didn't argue as I didn't want to be labeled as that crazy conspiracy nut.
 
I've yet to visit Little Bighorn but that is the no. 1 spot on my to do list. I may have to do it alone because my g/f asked "...Why?" and I'm not going to be rushed or put up with rolling eyes or the "I'll just wait in the truck" bullshit.

I've studied that battle for years, and am finally getting a grasp of it. I think Custer was self disillusioned about his inflated super powers ever since he routed the larger Confederate cavalry at Gettysburg, which in my opinion, may have helped win the battle. However, his big medicine didn't work on Sitting Bull and the other chiefs at Little Bighorn.

I've never seen a Gatling gun being used live but it always impressed me as an unwieldy, robotic weapon for one person to run. It was designed to work on a level battle field against a mass charge such as Picket's charge but not for pop up and disappear targets on hilly broken terrain such as Little Bighorn.

If Custer's men had full auto M4s, AKs, fighting shotguns and lots of ET-MPs to toss down the hill he may have stood a chance.
Custer's ego was his downfall. He wrote checks with his ego that he couldn't cash with his ass.... Huge ego's are the downfall of many military leaders.
 
Thanks Sirhr,

The fact that the headstones or markers mark where each casualty fell is one of the most important features of the battlefield. One could then put it in motion.

The troops were rode down, exhausted by Custer's pace by the time the battle started and most were in poor health to began with; mostly Irish, German, Swedish immigrants suffering from a litany of chronic ailments of the working poor including rotten teeth and premature degenerative disc disease.

"Benteen, Come on. Big village. Be quick. Bring packs. PS Bring pacs" Famous last words.

There was an excellent documentary a few years ago on the History Channel that I was trying to find an excerpt on and came across this. I'm watching it now and it's petty good.



I didnt think there was a verified picture of Crazy Horse in existence....I wonder if those pics are correctly used.
 
Custer's ego was his downfall. He wrote checks with his ego that he couldn't cash with his ass.... Huge ego's are the downfall of many military leaders.

Custer cashed his check many, many times.

He just went to the book once to often.

You are basing your point more on the 60s redefinition than an unbiased look at the record.

Any guy that fought as much as he did, and one as often as he did, has to have some "attitude".

This was the pre counter culture Custer.....

I'd take a bit more from the pre counter culture era and than add just a dash of post counter culture and you probably get reality.

As small as the army was than and judgung by the commanders that were his "mentors" I dont think Custer lead an undisciplined Troop.

 
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As they are suggesting sending their legions of retards into small towns….
Rumor had it some of these fucks were coming to my town in Ky. I had a speech all set for them."Welcome to Ky. and Thank You ! Turkey season is over it will be months before deer season comes in and we have NOTHING TO SHOOT around here. Now in the interest of sportsmanship we suggest you let the fast go first because it would totally unfair to shoot a fast mover climbing over a fat ass . Please give us a few moments to rearrange some shooting positions ,it appears we have some guys that have cheated on their qualification card. Thank You Again ! " What ya think ?
 
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I'm not even kidding, the high end ones are like made from like Reindeer hide.

I was only kidding with my comment being aware that the German language does not leave much to guess at.

"Leder" leather? Right. "Hosen" = pants.

Any nation that can only take the time to name something as cool as a submarine an "Unterseebooten" needs more humor.

95% of the shit you said over there must have gone over people heads.

Whats the name for Subway?

Isnt its literal translation something like "Train that runs under the ground on tracks through a tunnel using electricity"
 
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I was only kidding with my comment being aware that the German language does not leave much to guess at.

"Leder" leather? Right. "Hosen" = pants.

Any nation that can only take the time to name something as cool as a submarine an "Unterseebooten" needs more humor.

95% of the shit you said over there must have gone over people heads.

Whats the name for Subway?

Isnt its literal translation something like "Train that runs under the ground on tracks through a tunnel using electricity"

U-bahn (Unntergrundbahn)
Street cars are S-bahn (Strassenbahn)

And the longest word in German (42 letters) is (drumroll please) - Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän, "Danube steamship company captain.)
 
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For a people that lived in the "stone age" how in the wide world of sports did they get steel for them spear points? Asking for a friend.
Not sure about the Zulus, but the Plains Indians could either acquire steel arrow heads from trading posts like in Taos, from Mexican traders or Comancheros; the same place they got highly coveted junk plastic beads to wear and combs to comb the lice out of their hair. But most of the time, as in the case of the Comanche, they made their steel arrow heads themselves, filed out of barrel hoops, which made for vicious projectiles that were prone to cause blood poisoning and tetanus.

The Plains Indian, particularly the elite Comanches, were the the greatest light cavalry in the world, better than the Cossacks, Mongols and the Huns. For the 7th Calvary to allow them to get to their horses and get mounted played a major factor in Custer's defeat.
 
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I was only kidding with my comment being aware that the German language does not leave much to guess at.

"Leder" leather? Right. "Hosen" = pants.

Any nation that can only take the time to name something as cool as a submarine an "Unterseebooten" needs more humor.

95% of the shit you said over there must have gone over people heads.

Whats the name for Subway?

Isnt its literal translation something like "Train that runs under the ground on tracks through a tunnel using electricity"

U Bahn
 
I was only kidding with my comment being aware that the German language does not leave much to guess at.

"Leder" leather? Right. "Hosen" = pants.

Any nation that can only take the time to name something as cool as a submarine an "Unterseebooten" needs more humor.

95% of the shit you said over there must have gone over people heads.

Whats the name for Subway?

Isnt its literal translation something like "Train that runs under the ground on tracks through a tunnel using electricity"
Their word for Hydrogen is epic... "Wasserstuf." Water Stuff.

Used in a sentence... "Let's build the Hindenberg and fill it with Wasserstuf, because that's a great plan!"

It's why German is actually a fairly easy language to learn. Limited vocabulary, but endless word combinations. I actually love the language, vs. some others that are insanely convoluted and have "committees" voting on words. Hear that Frog-boys?

Guten tag!

Sirhr
 
I didnt think there was a verified picture of Crazy Horse in existence....I wonder if those pics are correctly used.
Crazy Horse refused to be photographed, saying he didn't want the white man to steal his shadow.
 
It looks like rabbit droppings.

About 5 years old, walking back from the pond with Dad, bit of snow on the ground. Looked down and there was a little cluster of small brown pellets laying on the fresh snow. I ask Dad what it was. He answered "Those are smart pills". Quick, like a 5 year old, I grabbed one and bit off half. Dad knocked the other half out of my hand and said "Spit it out, that's rabbit do do"! Guess I had a funny look on my face, cause he then said "Don't you feel smarter" True story.

Thank you,
MrSmith
 
Not sure about the Zulus, but the Plains Indians could either acquire steel arrow heads from trading posts like in Taos, from Mexican traders or Comancheros; the same place they got highly coveted junk plastic beads to wear and combs to comb the lice out of their hair. But most of the time, as in the case of the Comanche, they made their steel arrow heads themselves, filed out of barrel hoops, which made for vicious projectiles that were prone to cause blood poisoning and tetanus.

The Plains Indian, particularly the elite Comanches, were the the greatest light cavalry in the world, better than the Cossacks, Mongols and the Huns. For the 7th Calvary to allow them to get to their horses and get mounted played a major factor in Custer's defeat.
I’m with you on everything except where you say they were better light Cavalry then then Genghis Khan, Sorry but I disagree khan conquered most of Europe and Asia, The Comanche Concord part of the southwest.
 
I’m with you on everything except where you say they were better light Cavalry then then Genghis Khan, Sorry but I disagree khan conquered most of Europe and Asia, The Comanche Concord part of the southwest.
Only problem is that we have little surviving evidence of Kahn's cavalry, etc. With a ton of evidence of the Injuns.

I am not disagreeing with you. Genghis Khan and the horse armies conquered huge swaths. But conflict archaeologists, historians and even sociologists/anthropologists are still trying to figure out their tactics and technology and organization.

So I'd be happy calling it a 'draw' at this point. With the odds being that Khan probably had the edge... we just have to prove it!

Sirhr