Hell, if they come here, I'll buy the uisge beatha, all they can drink.
I'll even one up that.
I'll break out the good stuff I get from this little old man in a liquor store about 50 clicks SW of Glasgow, Hunterston area, Ayr Scotland.
You can't buy it, and it's the best uisge I've ever tasted....by far. No brand, he makes it on site.