Another serious problem

[The D]

ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

Sorry guys, looks like the gay orgies are going to have to be stopped for a few weeks to flatten the curve. And you’re going to have to double up on masks for your butt. One pair next to your skin and another on the outside of the leather chaps

 

[Carlos Danger]

They need another "emergency" since the COVID scam was finally exposed. Must be some upcoming voting, no?

 

[The D]

I’m sure. The caricature of a government is getting a little out of hand

 

[168BTHPM]

ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

Sorry guys, looks like the gay orgies are going to have to be stopped for a few weeks to flatten the curve. And you’re going to have to double up on masks for your butt. One pair next to your skin and another on the outside of the leather chaps

Does that include soccer games and the WNBA? What will ESPN do?

 

[The D]

They’re obviously just going to have to get a gov bailout

 

[Maggot]

Maybe theyll require all gay males to wear rubber full body suits when they do each other.

 

[The D]

Careful not to dox yourself

 

[Maggot]

Careful not to dox yourself

 

[Sandhog308]

ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

Sorry guys, looks like the gay orgies are going to have to be stopped for a few weeks to flatten the curve. And you’re going to have to double up on masks for your butt. One pair next to your skin and another on the outside of the leather chaps

I ate so much monkey meat on a stick off the streets of Olongapo City R.P. in the 70’s , I acquired immunity I think ….after the bouts dysentery
homie don’t play that game.

 

[JoshPutman]

Looks like that window frame was a little more solid than he thought.

That had to smart a bit.

 

[Im2bent]

Maybe theyll require all gay males to wear rubber full body suits when they do each other.

What happens in the Ukraine stays in the Ukraine

 

[The D]

Looks like that window frame was a little more solid than he thought.

That had to smart a bit.

It’s a movie set, it doesn’t need to be built to fucking code…

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

^^^^ You know who would have loved this thread? Harambe. Harambe would have loved this thread!

Sirhr

 

[akmike47]

Maybe theyll require all gay males to wear rubber full body suits when they do each other.

Pretty sure the brown and yellow stand for exactly what you’d think with all the plastic on the floor. Lol

 

[supercorndogs]

 

[Bullfrog08]

Does this mean another year of free rent for people and another trillion dollar aid package? What group of people will lose their jobs for vaccine refusal on this deal? Do people get to work from home for another year now? Is there going to be a butt scans at retail stores? Will the govt shut down resturants agains? Which beaches and parks get shut down this time? Please tell me Fauci will be back in the spot light.

 

[NoDopes]

I'm looking forward to 20% inflation!
Can I get a hell yeah!

 

[hukset402]

Are they going to close all the lakes so I can't fish again? Cause me on a boat by myself handing out face piercing to bass was a threat to public saftey in 2020....

 

[Hobo Hilton]

Drink up

 

[BytorJr]

I'm going to predict, based on the mask mandate, that the CDC will recommend all straight men wear a condom AT ALL TIMES to prevent the spread, and will need to wear said condom's on penis for 2 weeks, then 2 months, then 2 years.

 

[Hobo Hilton]

I'm going to predict, based on the mask mandate, that the CDC will recommend all straight men wear a condom AT ALL TIMES to prevent the spread, and will need to wear said condom's on penis for 2 weeks, then 2 months, then 2 years.

Why not just kill off the monkeys?

 

[The D]

Are they going to close all the lakes so I can't fish again? Cause me on a boat by myself handing out face piercing to bass was a threat to public saftey in 2020....

You are obviously an extremist, (insert meaningless trope), terrorist

 

[UKDslayer]

Are they going to close all the lakes so I can't fish again? Cause me on a boat by myself handing out face piercing to bass was a threat to public saftey in 2020....

And if you live in Michigan you won't be able to mow your lawn again! Remember that?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

If I’d say “Dicks out for Harambe!!!” But that is what probably caused this shit in the first place…

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Schools, Colleges Prep for Monkeypox Outbreaks as Autumn Nears
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/...lleges-prep-monkeypox-outbreaks-autumn-nears/

Oh man, just wait until all the little bisexual Peter puffers descend on campuses in a week or two…

Gonna be Monkeypox everywhere!

Ah hahahhahaha…

Sirhr

 

[lonegunman762x51]

Some homo had the dog licking peanut butter off his asshole and got the dog an STD too. How disgusting are these people, this virus is proof they will fuck pets or kids or whatever to appease their desires for anything other than pussy.

Dog That Caught Monkeypox Highlights Risk to Pets and Wild Animals

A greyhound in Paris was infected with monkeypox from its owner, underscoring the possibility of a viral reservoir in animals

www.scientificamerican.com

 

[The D]

Some homo had the dog licking peanut butter off his asshole and got the dog an STD too. How disgusting are these people, this virus is proof they will fuck pets or kids or whatever to appease their desires for anything other than pussy.

Dog That Caught Monkeypox Highlights Risk to Pets and Wild Animals

A greyhound in Paris was infected with monkeypox from its owner, underscoring the possibility of a viral reservoir in animals

www.scientificamerican.com

I’m playing devil’s advocate here and steel-manning this argument.

It’s been widely reported that the monkeycovaids spreads through sweat and saliva. So it’s entirely plausible that pets and children can be infected just by casual contact. It’s not always the case that a child or pet infection is the worst case scenario

 

[fdkay]

Some homo had the dog licking peanut butter off his asshole and got the dog an STD too. How disgusting are these people, this virus is proof they will fuck pets or kids or whatever to appease their desires for anything other than pussy.

Dog That Caught Monkeypox Highlights Risk to Pets and Wild Animals

A greyhound in Paris was infected with monkeypox from its owner, underscoring the possibility of a viral reservoir in animals

www.scientificamerican.com

 

[sirhrmechanic]