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At my work (hospital) food is moved from main kitchen to where it is served, both main cafeteria and Doc lounge.
One day, walking a back hall by the door that leads to the “kitchen” area of the doc lounge, was a hotel pan like that full of bacon, on the top of a cart.
I grabbed about 8 pieces and proceeded to my meeting, eating bacon.
Now I get grief about “hall bacon”.
My only regret is not snagging more.
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At my work (hospital) food is moved from main kitchen to where it is served, both main cafeteria and Doc lounge.
One day, walking a back hall by the door that leads to the “kitchen” area of the doc lounge, was a hotel pan like that full of bacon, on the top of a cart.
I grabbed about 8 pieces and proceeded to my meeting, eating bacon.
Now I get grief about “hall bacon”.
My only regret is not snagging more.
Many years ago stationed on Okinawa I often stopped at the chowhall for breakfast. One morning (think I was a SSgt at the time) I'm moving through the line munching on a slice of bacon when one of the servers tells me it's rude to eat in line. Sure, Gomer, I failed etiquette. A few days later in line, same chowhall, same server, there's a CMSgt behind me munching on a piece of bacon. I asked the sever if he was going to tell him he was being rude. The server looked down at his pan of whatever and the Chief looked at me like, WTF, over? I explained and he laughed.
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Yeah, and all the married broads will say "Oh how romantic! How come we aren't like that???"
My answer to that question is... "Tie them together. See how that goes?"
Just 'sayin.
Sirhr
Exactly.
Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Open it an hour later. See which one is glad to see you.
Thank you,
MrSmith
When I went through LEO academy some of the female's pistol shots would drop lower, each shot, until they were shooting dirt. We shot with heavy S&W 4506 40 cals. They didn't have the shoulder stamina to keep the pistol up during the exercise.
I'd imagine the heavy Smiths would have been fine for self-defense. No ten round drills.
I have a buddy that jerks the trigger so hard (45 acp), he'll shoot you in the balls at 10 yards, everytime.When I went through LEO academy some of the female's pistol shots would drop lower, each shot, until they were shooting dirt. We shot with heavy S&W 4506 40 cals. They didn't have the shoulder stamina to keep the pistol up during the exercise.
I'd imagine the heavy Smiths would have been fine for self-defense. No ten round drills.
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