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I went to the auto parts store to get a windshield wiper switch for my 77 Monte Carlo. The kid looks it up and gets the box. I opened it and it was the turn signal switch plate that's in the steering column. I told that is the wrong part and I need the switch that's on the dashboard. He gave me a blank look and I asked him how old he was. 20 he replied. I told him that older cars don't have the controls on the steering wheel.
I had a car that the windshield washer had a pump on the floor next to the dimmer switch.
 
I went to the auto parts store to get a windshield wiper switch for my 77 Monte Carlo. The kid looks it up and gets the box. I opened it and it was the turn signal switch plate that's in the steering column. I told that is the wrong part and I need the switch that's on the dashboard. He gave me a blank look and I asked him how old he was. 20 he replied. I told him that older cars don't have the controls on the steering wheel.

I had a car that the windshield washer had a pump on the floor next to the dimmer switch.

imagine asking a kid in the spare parts department for a hi beam switch that was floor mounted for foot operation, that look, priceless :ROFLMAO:
 
The pilot had just finished making an announcement to the passengers when he accidentally left the intercom on.

The pilot said to the copilot "I think I'll take a shit, then go bang that new stewardess."

The stewardess in question, horrified, started to run towards the cockpit, but tripped and fell.

A kindly old lady helped her up and said "There's no need to rush, dear. He said he's going to take a shit first!"
 
Tossing in some size pictures here link
Auke Visser's Int. Super Tankers - VLCC's | home
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Auke Visser's International Super Tankers
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Amoco Cadiz
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"Amoco Cadiz".
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"Amoco Cadiz".
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"Amoco Cadiz", at the Lisnave Dockyard, Lisbon, Portugal, around 1976.
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"Amoco Cadiz".
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"Amoco Cadiz". Wrecked on the French coast. Photo taken in February 1979. She was wrecked on March 16th, 1978.
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The "Amoco Cadiz" was a VLCC (Very Large Crude Carrier), owned by Amoco, that split in two after running aground on
Portsall Rocks, three miles (5 km) off the coast of Brittany (France), on March 16, 1978, resulting at that time in the largest
oil spill ever, currently the fifth-largest in history, though its ranking may vary depending on criteria.
See below for more : Sequence of events
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The wreck of the "Amoco Cadiz" is located at 48°36.00' N, 04°46.00' W.
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"Amoco Cadiz".
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"Amoco Cadiz".
 
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