Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

Everyone take a breath. Nobody is your enemy here.


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After leaving Vietnam, and the Army, I got started doing some flying, an endeavor I always wanted to do. While the flight training was going well, one lovely day with sunny skys, my instructor leaned over to me and said; “ Remember, Its better to be down there wishing you were up here….Then up here, wishing you were down there.”

Fortunately, I was never in that position, but one very rough day, turning onto final with my wife and our one and only son on board, I was close

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sky news reported "...we had five parliament meeting the very place she has been lying in state for the last four years westminster hall..."
there was talk a while ago that she had died 4 years ago. one must think if sly news were telling the truth of when she really died.
if interested, i can upload to shittube for those that want to hear the commentator with their own ears?
 
November 10, 1775 at the Tun Tavern in Philadelphia, there is a sign outside that says; "Join the Marines, get a free drink!" Man walks through the door and signs up, runs to the bar and says "Give me a Rum Grog!" Second man walks in, signs up, runs to the bar and says "Give me a Rum Grog!" A few minutes later, a third man walks in and signs up and says to the tavernkeeper: "Give me a mulled wine." First Marine turns to the second Marine and says "Boy, this sure isn't like the Old Corps."