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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

^^^ And on today’s freeze frame edition of “Fuck Around and Find Out…”.



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Splud…

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Well, after seeing the crash back in January… apparently NASA got all over the concept…


Sirhr

That literally looks like a giant version of a "gun" shown in The Poor Mans James Bond. I believe they called it a centrifugal gun or something like that. Suppose to be full auto as well.
 
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I used to work with a guy that had a family member that had worked at Golden Corral for a few years, after hearing what his family member said, it's a mystery how they are pass inspections.
I lived in a city of about 60K........was at a very nice Bar/Grill on Sunday afternoon, and the tornado sirens went off.............they took us to the basement. thru the kitchen ...........what a fucking mess...........never ate anything there again........
 
when I was a kid, Dad was driving us home from somewhere, I was on the passenger size of his van, (76 Ford E-250)

dude came up behind us dodging traffic passed us in the left lane, and was he crossed back into the right lane in front of us, he lost it and slid off the road, over a curb, thru a small grassy patch, across a side street and he stopped against the curb,, bike went another direction,

that was his last bike ride

when I was at Beach week after graduation (class of 81) some dude on a bike gunned it down Atlantic Ave in VA Beach,
no idea how fast he was going when he hit the police cruiser that was pulling out of a side street, but the bike stopped, he did not, and slid at least 2 blocks,

that was his last ride as well
 
Tell me where I can get a copy without alerting every alphabet agency in the country and inviting them to my front door…..

We all are Conservatives/Libertarians/Republicans. We are already on the alphabet soup lists. Anyways, I'm sure there's copies available on Amazon. Remember that Amazon started off as a book store so obviously they have tons of books.
 
I used to work with a guy that had a family member that had worked at Golden Corral for a few years, after hearing what his family member said, it's a mystery how they are pass inspections.

About 20 years ago, a new health inspection (or whatever they're called) had her department do a whirlwind tour of something like 30 restaurants in the area. More than half were immediately closed including two national brands. My wife received a warning for trash stacked beside the dumpster.
 
About 20 years ago, a new health inspection (or whatever they're called) had her department do a whirlwind tour of something like 30 restaurants in the area. More than half were immediately closed including two national brands. My wife received a warning for trash stacked beside the dumpster.
I knew a fella who did pest control for about 5 years after getting out of the Army (went back in as full time National Guard after being the bug man). He doesn’t eat out at any fast food restaurants and is very particular about even nice places. He told me a few stories 🤢 but basically once you see how nasty most eateries are you won’t partake.

He has said to me many times “I’d rather eat a MRE in the mud” than eat at xxx.
 
Cooking a spectacular meal without cleaning up the mess is like only ever giving back massages as a pretense for sex.

dont get me wrong, i clean up after myself. my wife just like doing it while im preparing and cooking. i know in the olden days the wifes place was in the kitchen, but she likes to rule the kitchen. even helping with the dishes is like starting a war. sometimes one has to know when to raise the white flag.

i spend more time at our rural property as im doing renos, i cook and clean. no wife to argue with here. while here i live like im single, i make the mess, i clean it up. laundry too, but lucky these days the machines do all the hard work.