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I suddenly have a craving for a Diablo Sandwich...and I'm in a hurry.
Historical gubmint types show up:
"Well take that thank you. For historical purposes...to be...preserved. its historical value is priceless."
Alabama man finds huge hunk of gold buried on his land.
Alabama man 30 minutes later:
Those are all essential oils. You know, for better health and aligning your chakras, and cleaning up the world. From a Health Food Store. For better living.
She probably has 20 cats, 4 dogs, 2 birds, smokes, and has worn the same tired house dress for months without washing it or herself.
former Paramedic, and later a PA in rural communities. Been in LOTS of those places.
I don't particularly like eating at restaurants. If I have to, (and it takes a LOT), First place I go is into the bathroom. If it is nasty or doesn't have paper or soap, I am out of there.I knew a fella who did pest control for about 5 years after getting out of the Army (went back in as full time National Guard after being the bug man). He doesn’t eat out at any fast food restaurants and is very particular about even nice places. He told me a few storiesbut basically once you see how nasty most eateries are you won’t partake.
He has said to me many times “I’d rather eat a MRE in the mud” than eat at xxx.
Lindesfarne! My favorite holiday of the year. When a bunch of Vikings came upon a village where the monks had mysteriously died and the buildings spontaneously combusted... The Northmen rescued hundreds of priceless culture relics and treasures. Monks should be more careful with fire!
I celebrate every year with axe games and drinking my beer out of a horn!
Cheers,
Sirhr
They're too skinny to hitch to a plow, though... so I guess they'll starve like the rest of the latte-sipping urbanites.
Sirhr
Husband Cleverly Rebrands Cigars As Smokeable Essential Oils
COLUMBIA, SC — Local man Alex McIlvaine stumbled upon the brilliant idea today of adding a little sign to his cigar humidor that reads "Smokeable essential oils."
babylonbee.com
Essential Oils.... Yeah, I'm into those.
Sirhr
Trash panda alarm at 3AM. Dog was going bonkers outside. Nothing a little buckmark/sparrow can’t handle. Little guy.
Took out 10 of those fucking chicken killers this summer. Coons are just fury rats!
Smoked in pecan, hickory, or apple woodchips.... Hey, I'm Cajun - we'll eat anything that doesn't eat us first!
And to think the ones that beat the hell out of the guy are the tolerant ones.
And your point is...
somewhere there was a short circuit in the electrical system between their ears.
Ken Block’s new Electrikhana!
I did the math from the 2nd video, 6000nm torque = 4425 lb/ft
I did the math from the 2nd video, 6000nm torque = 4425 lb/ft
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That cat deserves that meal. That is some hard core predatory work. How no bones are broken is beyond me.
From the time they lunged off the cliff till impact was between 3 to 4 seconds, at 3 seconds the animals
would of fallen 48.2 Yards and a speed of 65 MPH.
Ken Block’s new Electrikhana!
I did the math from the 2nd video, 6000nm torque = 4425 lb/ft
Still gay.
Sirhr
I could watch that a hunnert times.
Got her nose too.
Bitches get stitches.
Stupid is often painful.
Oops, my bad, she didn't get her nose, that was an instant drop of blood. She really laid that eyebrow open.
Also looks like a Rada chefs knife. One of my favorites. Must not have been sharp as mine. If it was sharp as I keep my Rada, her face would look like Hannibal Lecter had skinned her face to use as a mask.
Bandit, the morning after we found him on the side of the road, starving and parasite ridden (August 20th)
Bandit, October 3rd
Bandit, October 3rd
