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Deputy I used to work with was attacked by a snow monkey being kept as a pet. It had already attacked a woman, they show up, monkey jumps at him. Shot it once with a 45 hydrashock as it was going toward his face. Got his left arm up and the monkey bit a chunk out of his forearm about the size of a dollar bill. Got the monkey off his arm, second deputy blasted him with buckshot, and followed up with a slug to be sure.
Never looked at monkeys the same since.
Spiders are bad enough but one hopped up on caffeine……………I’m out……
Nasa gave spiders drugs – their webs changed when high on marijuana, caffeine and LSD
NASA once fed spiders drugs like LSD and marijuana and then watched as the stoned bugs made “deformed” webs. The space agency published the results of its bizarre experiment in 1995 – a…
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Great use of tax dollars.Nasa gave spiders drugs – their webs changed when high on marijuana, caffeine and LSD
NASA once fed spiders drugs like LSD and marijuana and then watched as the stoned bugs made “deformed” webs. The space agency published the results of its bizarre experiment in 1995 – a…
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I have found no safe monkey on any continent I have been on. They are all dangerous and conniving and some are an outright a threat to your life. I truly hate them. Worse than spiders.
maremma, italian sheep dogs. look similar to a great pyrenees just not as tall. but saying that, our 10mth old male has overtaken the female and still growing.
There was a guy that frequented the varmint hunting sites back in the day. He lived in Belize and went by the screen name of Monkeyman.
I loved reading about his adventures of shooting those nasty monkeys along golf courses, schools and any other target of opportunity.
He moved on to rally racing and haven't heard from him since then. ☹
I knew a guy that was a Blackhawk pilot back in the 90’s. On an Africa deployment he had to fly in and do an emergency extraction of a Ranger squad that made the mistake of shooting a monkey and the whole fucking troop (250-300 monkeys) came after them, the Rangers called for the emergency extract when they realized that they were running out of ammo.
I would kill every monkey I was legally allowed to kill. Those things are evil. Like humans but unrestricted by consequences in the slightest.
They should have napalmed the area or just dropped off more ammo and reinforcements. Those things will steal babies and attack humans with no provocation if they are allowed to keep up with their shenanigans without repurcussions. People greatly underestimate how strong, agile and intelligent they are. They will stalk and hunt people.
Wild monkeys steal infant, throw child off roof in tragic attack
A gang of monkeys killed a newborn baby in India on Friday, when the they snatched him from his parents and threw him off a roof terrace as family members looked on in horror.
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Baby is 'stolen and thrown to her death in moat by pack of wild monkeys'
A MUM was left horrified after her newborn baby was stolen and thrown to her death in a moat by a pack of wild monkeys, according to reports. The eight-day-old twin girls were both snatched by the …
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Monkeys Terrorizing Japanese City, Trying to Snatch Babies, Attack People
Monkeys are terrorizing a city in Japan, attacking youth and the elderly and trying to snatch babies.
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Chimps are killing people in Uganda: 'It broke off the arm... opened the stomach and removed the kidneys'
Chimpanzees are attacking people in Uganda, part of a disturbing trend going on in the country that has led to crop loss and even death.
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This is how its done:
Nasa gave spiders drugs – their webs changed when high on marijuana, caffeine and LSD
NASA once fed spiders drugs like LSD and marijuana and then watched as the stoned bugs made “deformed” webs. The space agency published the results of its bizarre experiment in 1995 – a…
Another study on the effects of drugs on spiders. Only a couple of minutes. Informative and highly recommended.
Thank you,
MrSmith
