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Woman who married a rag doll claims he 'cheated'
Meirivone Rocha Moraes, 37, from Brazil, said she has banished her ragdoll lover to another bed after he 'went to a motel with another woman' and she decided to 'search his phone'.
An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a jet fighter appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it?
Now have a look here!" He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive.
He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: "Well, how was that?" The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?
Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?" The Airbus pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the shitter, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry."
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it?
Now have a look here!" He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive.
He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: "Well, how was that?" The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?
Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?" The Airbus pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the shitter, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry."
Jack can't figure out why the rock keeps moving
"the duo decided to get hitched in a ceremony attended by 250 people.Woman who married a rag doll claims he 'cheated'
Meirivone Rocha Moraes, 37, from Brazil, said she has banished her ragdoll lover to another bed after he 'went to a motel with another woman' and she decided to 'search his phone'.www.dailymail.co.uk
Soon, she 'gave birth' in only 35 minutes while at home, with a doctor and nurse on site, and live-streamed the ordeal to an audience of 200 people"
Just shows you how much the Human Race has decayed.
i came across those moving rocks while out doing some mowing. was a long way from the river
Allegedly the offspring...Woman who married a rag doll claims he 'cheated'
Meirivone Rocha Moraes, 37, from Brazil, said she has banished her ragdoll lover to another bed after he 'went to a motel with another woman' and she decided to 'search his phone'.
My 97 year old mother in law found a large box turtle in her cat dish in the back yard this summer. She's been putting down turtle food since then. It's still feeding every couple of days, but will probably go underground for winter soon. Pretty cool.
Looks like fetal alcohol syndrome with just a touch of Down’s syndrome………
Aperts Syndrome (with nose job & dental work - caps are obiovus). Craniosynostosis. Prominent upper forehead ridge. Low set ears. Pointy chin. I posted comparisons. See FTX thread.
Since her dad is some bigwig in the Fed or The Banking Commission (amazing how that works...) he can probably afford to have his retard pug doctored to look like an enticing 9-YO to attract Pugsley the Pedo.
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