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PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fucking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fucking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.
 
My 97 year old mother in law found a large box turtle in her cat dish in the back yard this summer. She's been putting down turtle food since then. It's still feeding every couple of days, but will probably go underground for winter soon. Pretty cool.
Had an older neighbor walk across the street about 10 years ago, while my wife and I were outside. Asked me if I know anything about “baby bunny rabbits”?
Said he was spraying off his sidewalk and the damned rabbit wouldn’t move. I asked him if it was dead. He said “no, it’s sitting up, but won’t move”. So I grabbed a glove and plastic bag to go take care of the “had to be dead” baby bunny rabbit.
While we were walking up his driveway, I saw a concrete rabbit sculpture his wife had just bought. My heart sank, knowing he was slipping mentally. I gently explained it to him and as my wife came up the driveway, I tried to hide the whole thing when he blurted out “it ain’t dead, I’m just retarded!”
 
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