Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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You have a harsh out look on life. Look into a service dog. Better than humans.

I have a harsh outlook on life because I've lived long enough and seen enough to actually understand the reality of life and what humans truly are like.
That includes women, (who are simply 1/2 of humans give or take a bit), once you stop letting your lust blind you, and open your eyes and live a bit, you come to understand clearly what they really are.

I totally agree with you, I much prefer the company of good dogs to most humans.
 
Is this the "Sour boomers give bad relationship advice" thread?
Probably right, I should of listened more to what other men said when I was younger. I spent 25th wedding anniversary in divorce court with wife #1, well into year 18 on wife #2. The first was a trophy wife who made more money per month than I did but less annually, she still got over half. Wife #2 married me when I was broke, still broke but I don't have to kiss her ass to keep her only spending her money and mine too. She does the cooking and the house chores, mows the yard and more. If I want to have sex she is ready. You have different priorities when the odometer blows past 65. Believe what you want about fine cooking and big spending on the trophy wife, there is always a higher bidder at the auction.
 
Probably right, I should of listened more to what other men said when I was younger. I spent 25th wedding anniversary in divorce court with wife #1, well into year 18 on wife #2. The first was a trophy wife who made more money per month than I did but less annually, she still got over half. Wife #2 married me when I was broke, still broke but I don't have to kiss her ass to keep her only spending her money and mine too. She does the cooking and the house chores, mows the yard and more. If I want to have sex she is ready. You have different priorities when the odometer blows past 65. Believe what you want about fine cooking and big spending on the trophy wife, there is always a higher bidder at the auction.

How's your health? Just asking for a friend. :rolleyes:
 
Probably right, I should of listened more to what other men said when I was younger. I spent 25th wedding anniversary in divorce court with wife #1, well into year 18 on wife #2. The first was a trophy wife who made more money per month than I did but less annually, she still got over half. Wife #2 married me when I was broke, still broke but I don't have to kiss her ass to keep her only spending her money and mine too. She does the cooking and the house chores, mows the yard and more. If I want to have sex she is ready. You have different priorities when the odometer blows past 65. Believe what you want about fine cooking and big spending on the trophy wife, there is always a higher bidder at the auction.
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As you have seen, they are not all the same. You don't just marry them because they are hot and they put out. The best selling book in the world goes into this as well.
 
Probably right, I should of listened more to what other men said when I was younger. I spent 25th wedding anniversary in divorce court with wife #1, well into year 18 on wife #2. The first was a trophy wife who made more money per month than I did but less annually, she still got over half. Wife #2 married me when I was broke, still broke but I don't have to kiss her ass to keep her only spending her money and mine too. She does the cooking and the house chores, mows the yard and more. If I want to have sex she is ready. You have different priorities when the odometer blows past 65. Believe what you want about fine cooking and big spending on the trophy wife, there is always a higher bidder at the auction.
An old song from the sixties “ If you want to be happy for the rest of your life get yourself an ugly wife“.
Looks are only for a moment, but character is forever.

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This is why you ALWAYS change the sheets and wash all involved towels with a sense of urgency. Wimmins can smell the others.

Also take a bunch of ashgawanda (250-750mg/day) and L-arginine (2-3g a day) so you can sling some serious loads and challenge their mouth capacity.
 
This is why you ALWAYS change the sheets and wash all involved towels with a sense of urgency. Wimmins can smell the others.

Also take a bunch of ashgawanda (250-750mg/day) and L-arginine (2-3g a day) so you can sling some serious loads and challenge their mouth capacity.
Spoken like a pro. However, if the protein injection takes place past their tonsils they have no idea what the load volume was. Follow me for more tips and suggestions.

And for you slobs, Fabreze doesn't work. You have to wash everything because wimmins have super sniffers. You also have to vacuum because you don't want that soul stealing ginger to find a blonde hair on your bedroom carpet.

Also, if you have to impress her with your guns, only show her your M1 Garands, 1903 Springfields and FAL's. Leave your 6.5 Creedmoor and AR for impressing your gay friends.

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