Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Well it is after all home to Ft. Hood.This explains why there are so many guys from Texas on here.
No this explains so much on the out of state yahoo's stationed at Ft. Hood.This explains why there are so many guys from Texas on here.
the Kangaroo Jacks!!!This explains why there are so many guys from Texas on here.
Gotta love Leno’s cars… kinda reminds of Peter Griffin’s car.
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I have a harsh outlook on life because I've lived long enough and seen enough to actually understand the reality of life and what humans truly are like.
That includes women, (who are simply 1/2 of humans give or take a bit), once you stop letting your lust blind you, and open your eyes and live a bit, you come to understand clearly what they really are.
I totally agree with you, I much prefer the company of good dogs to most humans.
Is this the "Sour boomers give bad relationship advice" thread?
Probably right, I should of listened more to what other men said when I was younger. I spent 25th wedding anniversary in divorce court with wife #1, well into year 18 on wife #2. The first was a trophy wife who made more money per month than I did but less annually, she still got over half. Wife #2 married me when I was broke, still broke but I don't have to kiss her ass to keep her only spending her money and mine too. She does the cooking and the house chores, mows the yard and more. If I want to have sex she is ready. You have different priorities when the odometer blows past 65. Believe what you want about fine cooking and big spending on the trophy wife, there is always a higher bidder at the auction.
besides diabetes, heart disease and not taking things seriously anymore, very good! Thanks for asking. Wife and I both have money and property of our own.
As you have seen, they are not all the same. You don't just marry them because they are hot and they put out. The best selling book in the world goes into this as well.
An old song from the sixties “ If you want to be happy for the rest of your life get yourself an ugly wife“.
Looks are only for a moment, but character is forever.
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I honor of one of God's most perfect creations... Rest easy sweetie.
She deserves GOTW as a going away gift
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She deserves GOTW as a going away gift
have that on a "oldies" playlist
had my kids listen to it, they were dying
of course, wife in the passenger seat was having fun with it, but not happy lol
This is why you ALWAYS change the sheets and wash all involved towels with a sense of urgency. Wimmins can smell the others.
Also take a bunch of ashgawanda (250-750mg/day) and L-arginine (2-3g a day) so you can sling some serious loads and challenge their mouth capacity.
Spoken like a pro. However, if the protein injection takes place past their tonsils they have no idea what the load volume was. Follow me for more tips and suggestions.
And for you slobs, Fabreze doesn't work. You have to wash everything because wimmins have super sniffers. You also have to vacuum because you don't want that soul stealing ginger to find a blonde hair on your bedroom carpet.
Also, if you have to impress her with your guns, only show her your M1 Garands, 1903 Springfields and FAL's. Leave your 6.5 Creedmoor and AR for impressing your gay friends.
Here's the fun part. If I cook, she wears an outfit like this to clean up. It's science.
I agree with everything above, except you gotta show the Mk12 and MP5k. Chicks dig that shit hard, yo.Spoken like a pro. However, if the protein injection takes place past their tonsils they have no idea what the load volume was. Follow me for more tips and suggestions.
And for you slobs, Fabreze doesn't work. You have to wash everything because wimmins have super sniffers. You also have to vacuum because you don't want that soul stealing ginger to find a blonde hair on your bedroom carpet.
Also, if you have to impress her with your guns, only show her your M1 Garands, 1903 Springfields and FAL's. Leave your 6.5 Creedmoor and AR for impressing your gay friends.
Random interjection but I am more envious of the man that finds that (seemingly rare) good woman than the playa banging all the trashy hoes.
I sold all of my HK stuff. My daughters only shot AR's when they were little, now they will shoot my SCAR or FAL's but don't have any interest in shooting AR's. My youngest (in the picture) told her boyfriend to go buy a real gun when he showed her his AR.
Nah, I think more of an Okie thing. Many moons ago I was the QC guy on a cooling tower make up and blow down system (36" and 42" spiral welded line pipe) for a nuke reactor 4 miles from the Columbia river. The local pipefitters couldn't down hand for shit so the company brought in some Okie down handers and I shit you not, this one dude showed up in a Corvette that had been converted to a flat bed with a Lincoln welding machine in the back. I still remember his name, Blanton Wooford.
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Now a red headed woman, she'll scream and she'll roar
She won't make the bed and she won't sweep the floor
And she'll fool around with the fellow next door
Stay away from a red headed woman
We won’t give a fuck about it. Life becomes too short to let it be ruled by a narcissist with a vagina. Cats and wine don’t really satisfy for long. Practical women will quickly adjust and the dim bulbs will die alone.
Same here. However, finding a "good woman" is exceedingly difficult when you're out of the country at least 9 months a year, and you live in a relatively small town..... but it's a vacation party town
Boats n hoes, yo.
I remember hearing about this guy and his rig somewhere. Im not a welder but knew quite a few over the years.
Why yes…. Yes it is
Not actually men if wearing a bitch biscut
Probably the most accurate representation of me posting on the Hide that I have ever seen.
