Deep thoughts for the day...
"When ye belly is fulleth with the evening feasting on fish, fowl and the fatted calf and have put away ye sword, buckler, dagger, and body armor be content to lieth in ye bed and rest ye head on the bosom of ye SWMBO. Yea, neglect not ye firestick. Keepeth it loaded with leaden seeds of freedom that turneth into mushrooms in the bodies of thine enemies. Keepeth it clean and anointed with oil. And if ye have let the rust creepeth into the bowels of ye firestick may ye be cursed among gunslingers and hold thy manhood cheap. Showeth not thine face among the armed brethren that dwelleth in the gun clubs and marketplace of the firesticks. Harken unto these words so that when the unclean human pieces of excrement crosseth thine doorway that ye may filleth their bowels with leaden seeds that turneth into mushrooms and turneth them into worm food." – From the Book of Armaments 9:11
"Thy" not "ye"