Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[philly1010]

A bit late, except for you Orthodox types!

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Run away! Need the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioc.

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Run away! Need the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioc.

Three, sir!

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Actually, given the quality of “cuisine” that the troops were eating in the field, anything that could cover up the taste of weevils, maggots, hard-tack, salt pork and beef, moldy bacon, corn meal, half-sprouted spuds… would be in high demand. At least you could douse the foul food with something to cover it up.

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Sirhr

Actually, the water drank was directly responsible for many of the casualties.

 

[Lawless]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Watched this last night just so I could watch Jill Ireland get into a convertible Corvette Stingray and drive away.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Arrivederci ....................and shit

 

[Lawless]

“Low ri duh”

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Bad doggie

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Actually, the water drank was directly responsible for many of the casualties.


















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This is why we need a "shaking my head " emoji

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

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[Lawless]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

sick

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

I will see your pineapple and raise you….

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Almost time for these little buzz bombs to reappear…

Saw a fun fact about them… they weigh about as much as a nickel. To maintain their metabolism they need to take in 5-8 calories a day.

Scaled up to human size, they would require about 850,000 calories a day.

That is 188 large pizzas (with pineapple) and 188 2 L bottles of Coke a day.

Sirhr

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

I will see your pineapple and raise you….

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[powdahound76]

He was a great endurance athlete.

It was an easy 5.10a basalt finger crack tried at the end of a long day. He was new to cracks at that level too. All his pro zippered out and a biner failed while open. He failed to place his pro properly. And he was using stiff QuickDraws rather than loose slings that had some give and won’t walk pro or do funny things to biners. He stacked mistakes and it caught up with him.

I stopped using QuickDraws in the early 90s outside of vertical or overhanging bolted climbs.

He was not a 5.12 climber either. Maybe a 5.10.

Ok.

Either way, dude was a badass.

Sport climbing in neither.

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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sick

They are called Fruit Loops for a reason...

Sirhr

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Lawless]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

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[Maelstrom]

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It says Snap ON not Snap Off.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

The TV show bionic woman was kind of corny.

 

[Threadcutter308]

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The TV show bionic woman was kind of corny.

Lindsey Wagner was the Bionic Woman. I think this pic is of Elizabeth Montgomery. Not sure though........

But, I could look at her all day

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Lindsey Wagner was the Bionic Woman. I think this pic is of Elizabeth Montgomery. Not sure though........

But, I could look at her all day

 

[Slash0311]

Bionic Woman... Lindsey Wagner...

 

[Threadcutter308]

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Gawd, now why'd you go and do that ?

 

[Shooter McGavin]

That shit pisses me off. Stay off the fucking tracks!!!

 

[cooper barrett]

Actually, given the quality of “cuisine” that the troops were eating in the field, anything that could cover up the taste of weevils, maggots, hard-tack, salt pork and beef, moldy bacon, corn meal, half-sprouted spuds… would be in high demand. At least you could douse the foul food with something to cover it up.

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Sirhr