Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[Maser]

Tesla wasn't first!

 

[Longshot231]

 

[EddieNFL]

I use just one: CMIYWTKM

Call me if you want to know more.

 

[Lawless]

IHTHS

I have the hershey squirts

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

IHTHS

I have the hershey squirts

TMI

 

[Longshot231]

IHTHS

I have the hershey squirts

TMI

NTAF

First prize goes to the seasoned citizen that can decode that one.

 

[Bullfrog08]

Never trust a fart!

Not a senior citizen, but shared much too often on this site.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Fucking Chinese will copy anything…

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[fpgt72]

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Almost time for these little buzz bombs to reappear…

Saw a fun fact about them… they weigh about as much as a nickel. To maintain their metabolism they need to take in 5-8 calories a day.

Scaled up to human size, they would require about 850,000 calories a day.

That is 188 large pizzas (with pineapple) and 188 2 L bottles of Coke a day.

Sirhr

Not really my kind of humor, but there is good info in there.

 

[Lawless]

Patient decided to cuss me

 

[fpgt72]

 

[Lawless]

No man should leave the house like this

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

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Well, not exactly.
It will in actuality make the foot print longer.

 

[fpgt72]

I'd rather have the cop car.

Sheriff Roy?

Good ole Vic Morrow.

 

[missed]

No man should leave the house like this

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I figured he would have been wearing Crocs....

 

[Arrowhead 17]

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[EddieNFL]

Sheriff Roy?

Good ole Vic Morrow.

That's the first homocommie Sheen movie I remember.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[Ramius]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[Ronws]

Reminds of the secret of how to keep an aggie in suspense. I will tell you tomorrow.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Patient decided to cuss me

Is this where you make a note on the chart for hourly ice water enemas?

Sirhr

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[The D]

@SONIC SAAMI

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I bet that is fucking amazing with some ice cream on top and drizzled with honey. Fuck, now I’m hungry for dessert

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

No man should leave the house like this

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How dare you assume it's gender

Edit:
My bad. Yes, no man should leave the house dressed like that.
I see that you were not saying that the person is a man. Just that men shouldn't dress like that.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Another quality installation by the DYI heroe that watched a YouTube video

 

[Rthur]

Another quality installation by the DYI heroe that watched a YouTube video
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Nailed it.

R

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[The D]

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Can I have a ride when you bring it home?

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Can I have a ride when you bring it home?

Only if you have soft shaved legs

 

[The D]

Only if you have soft shaved legs

That’s a weird request but I can get that done. You need to do a giant smoky burnout though

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Another quality installation by the DYI heroe that watched a YouTube video
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This guy watched YouTube videos too:

Should have made a video of making the storage bed.

 

[EddieNFL]

Another quality installation by the DYI heroe that watched a YouTube video
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Looking at the rest of the house, does it really matter?

 

[EddieNFL]

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All that and spindrift, too?

 

[Series 70 Colt]

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Call and raise

 

[cas6969]

Jack Dunphy's fuIl of shit.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Lawless]

holy carp!