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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Almost time for these little buzz bombs to reappear…

Saw a fun fact about them… they weigh about as much as a nickel. To maintain their metabolism they need to take in 5-8 calories a day.

Scaled up to human size, they would require about 850,000 calories a day.

That is 188 large pizzas (with pineapple) and 188 2 L bottles of Coke a day.

Sirhr
Not really my kind of humor, but there is good info in there.

 
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Well fellas. We have a winner.
@BullGear put a mad face on my post.
I suspect he is mad cause he thinks I killed a treasure of the herpetalogical world..
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Most of you probably thought I killed a deadly snake. I didn't harm a scale on his pointy little head.
Actually....if Bullgear knew what this snake was....he would understand the snake is simply playing dead......seriously.
I can assure you, I released him away from the house, UNHARMED.

Now. Was it a deadly Copper Moccarattler?
Or was it a toad eating machine?
Lots of people kill these snakes...because as a general rule, people are morons.

Name that snake.
I'll give you better pics, when you identify him.
The name of that snake is: "Nothin' a good 12 ga won't fix." I'll let the reader decide whether to apply the sarcasm font.
ETA reaction: I figured ar500chicken would see the humor in that but I guess not.
 
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