Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[samadisoulcrusher]

I got a call a couple days ago and the the lady said that I fixed their HVAC system two years ago but it's been doing the same thing. I asked when it started this time. She said that it's been doing the same thing since last time I repaired it. So I looked up the old invoice to see what I had done. Replaced fan motor and bad fuses. So the unit was not running when I went two years ago and hasn't run since? I asked. And you waited two years to call me? She said that it didn't seem like it was that long ago.

I always loved the calls like that. So, they sat there with a un repaired piece of equipment . That they paid the repair bill for. But it didn't work and they were to busy to pick up the phone and call?
I don't miss field service one iota!

Worked for DoAll for 3 years and had a few people who would claim we didn't fix their machine and called weeks or months later to complain. My question was always , What were they using to cut or grind with for the time. That their bandsaw or surface grinder was down? Usually, if I asked the operators . The truth would come out. That the machine had been fine until the day we got the call!
98% of the customers were honest and if there was a problem with a repair. We heard about it asap.

 

[Maple One]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Excellent.
You just illustrated why "let's kill em all" is such an incredibly bad idea.
There was NEVER, one single case of child molestation at Little Rascals day care.
It was a Salem witch trial, orchestrated by a couple of crusading cunts, and further enabled by a gaggle of professionals, including cops and therapists, who KNEW all those people were evil, guilty pieces of shit.
The state later quietly made up a little loophole for themselves to crawl out of.

The last thing anyone should want to see, is the Green Lantern club having even more power to send people to the guillotine.....unless you are in the club too, have the ring and secret handshake.

 

[7.62willdo]

same Thing happened in Wenatchee wa. It was a witch trial and it turned out never was a case of molestation just one retard cop thinking he was a psychologist…….you know after taking a two week class on it…….

 

[cas6969]

Three days later Mr Customer calls and asks what we did to cause his ABS warning lamp to come on.

Come on, you modern electrical systems, anything's possible. lol "for god's sake, don't touch anything!"

I had a "you touched it last" issue with my SUV. Had the windshield changed, two days later it rained and my floor is completely soaked. Company came back and looked, tech called me and said "The windshield doesn't leak, there's a hole in the firewall (where wire run through) and the water's coming in there, I checked it with the hose. It's not the windshield, it has nothing to do with us, it's nothing we did." (which he kept saying)

We had a little, slightly escalating back and forth about it. I told him, I believe you and I will seal up the hole. But you're missing my point. That hole has been there for at least the eight years I've owned the car. But the water never came through it till four days ago when you changed the windshield. So something has changed. For whatever reason water is no longer draining where it always has. Instead it's now running down the firewall. And I didn't do anything to the car. But you did. So yes, it is something you did and does have something to do with you.

 

[RUTGERS95]

Auto gyro most likely. Rotor blades removed to haul it. Pusher engine....rotor blades spin due to forward motion. Home-built.

thanks, was unsure. appreciate it

 

[The D]

Define “let”………

“Didn’t get to the pepper spray in a timely fashion”

At the first shop I ever worked at I was given a VW with a 1.8 turbo engine to do an oil change on. One of the VW guys said “They leak really easily so make sure you put the filter on tight”. Right on, thanks for the heads-up. It went to that same guy when it came back for it’s next oil change…and he ended up pulling the filter stud out of the housing because I did exactly what he told me to do. Whoops, sorry

And now for some more rule following

A pic of another forever car I will own one day

 

[TimC in KY]

You forgot to include the weather at the moment, and what song may have been playing on the radio...

But just know that whatever you do to fix the engine problem, they will come back in a week and claim it’s your fault that the windshield wipers are streaking now.

My DIL called me a couple years ago about her Hummer with 300,000 miles. She said “ It sounds angry” when I accelerate “.

 

[SpookM14]

A can of stop leak should fix that right up......

 

[Ramius]

“Didn’t get to the pepper spray in a timely fashion”

At the first shop I ever worked at I was given a VW with a 1.8 turbo engine to do an oil change on. One of the VW guys said “They leak really easily so make sure you put the filter on tight”. Right on, thanks for the heads-up. It went to that same guy when it came back for it’s next oil change…and he ended up pulling the filter stud out of the housing because I did exactly what he told me to do. Whoops, sorry

And now for some more rule following

A pic of another forever car I will own one day

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V12 AMG eh?

 

[tomcatmv]

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In case of alligators or a dickhead fish and game guy?

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[The D]

V12 AMG eh?

W221 S65, to be exact. I was working in a dealership and got to pdi a few of these when they were brand new. A few simple mods(and all of the proper preventative maintenance) turns this car into an absolute monster

 

[clcustom1911]

I would literally dislocate that fidgeting fucks fingers wtf.

 

[Dirty D]

If you’re gonna fuck up fuck up so badly that everyone wonders just how the fuck you did it.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Dirty D]

I got a call a couple days ago and the the lady said that I fixed their HVAC system two years ago but it's been doing the same thing. I asked when it started this time. She said that it's been doing the same thing since last time I repaired it. So I looked up the old invoice to see what I had done. Replaced fan motor and bad fuses. So the unit was not running when I went two years ago and hasn't run since? I asked. And you waited two years to call me? She said that it didn't seem like it was that long ago.

I went out on a maintenance call for a first time customer and turned the thermostat down then jumped in the attic to check the air handler and everything checked out but the air handler that should have been cooling the air 20ish degrees was making a 2 degree temp rise so I went outside and the condenser was 3 pounds low on R-410 and the low pressure cutout had engaged so I had to bypass the LPCO to charge the system. I got the system running at a 9.9 subcool and the LPCO was still out so I explained the situation to the customer and told him that we will have to find one and replace it, he wasn’t happy but understood and signed the invoice. The NEXT FUCKING DAY my boss called me, that cunt of a customer called the registrar of contractors and the home warranty company and told them that their AC was working fine when I got there. I pointed out to my boss that all of my photos are time stamped and my second photo was my temp probes showing a temp increase rather than decrease. The POS was telling everyone that we needed to replace his entire system, because of my documentation the AZ registrar of contractors who almost always sides with the customer told this customer to go pound sand. I used to be a people person but people ruined that for me.

This is a motivational picture thread and some of you InCels only seem to be motivated by T&A so here ya go, yer welcome!

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Dawn Richard

Miss May 57

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[RUTGERS95]

I'd say CZ but damn, you just put a lot of fanbois on suicide watch! lol

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[MadDuner]

I'd say CZ but damn, you just put a lot of fanbois on suicide watch! lol

And I thought that tupperware was God's gift to the gun world?

 

[oneshot86]

Aweeeeesome

 

[oneshot86]

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Piss yellow.

 

[cooper barrett]

W221 S65, to be exact. I was working in a dealership and got to pdi a few of these when they were brand new. A few simple mods(and all of the proper preventative maintenance) turns this car into an absolute monster

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My 500E's big brother

 

[The D]

My 500E's big brother

Mmmmm, another of my favorite cars ever.

The transmission is the only thing holding this back from being the best Mercedes ever(my biased opinion)

 

[Dirty D]

 

[lyman]

 

[cas6969]

Piss yellow.

And puke green.

 

[cooper barrett]

Mmmmm, another of my favorite cars ever.

The transmission is the only thing holding this back from being the best Mercedes ever(my biased opinion)

If you jump forward 10 years transmission technology was light years ahead. I want a 1995 E500 LIMITED but no one wants to trade even up.

 

[The D]

If you jump forward 10 years transmission technology was light years ahead. I want a 1995 E500 LIMITED but no one wants to trade even up.

Have you looked into a 722.6 swap? There are several guys on 500eboard that have done this and from all accounts it is pretty amazing

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[powdahound76]

Dude.
Best
Cracker
EVER
Ever.

I thought you was da best cracka evuh, Uncle Chikin?

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Bullfrog08]

Hit by a Kia Rio?

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

Hit by a Kia Rio?

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[143lrsd]

 

[Steve_In_29]

And I thought that tupperware was God's gift to the gun world?

"Glock perfection"....on it's 5th generation.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Happy 4-27 day

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Threadcutter308]

So, is there a case to be made that if she's such a dumb bitch, the husband should just let the Tiger "keep" her ?

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Happy 82nd Birthday