Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

We were sitting in a BBQ place in Memphis when some lady at a table behind us asked if they had any vegetarian food. The waiter told her that she could find vegan food outside but not inside. My kids started laughing and I couldn't hold it.
 
BOY TURNS IN BAG HE FOUND WITH $12,000 CASH INSIDE IPRAY_MY KIDS AREN'T THIS FUCKIN' STUPID -...jpeg
 
Dude, that is every fucking day for me. "Good morning, dropping off a cylinder?" This is followed by how the cylinder had been in the family for generations, its blue, I use it to cut hay but the wife tells me its gonna kill me, and back then groceries were $0.15 a month. "So you're dropping a cylinder off?" Welllll... What it's doing is.... FUCK!!!
Yep. I think every service guy has to hear the life fucking story of every asshole that broke their shit. The old lady always starts laughing. She knows by my face when I get a story teller on the line.