Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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A team of gingers. Even if you can beat them. Do you really want to? Remember, your soul is a stake.
This spider (outside our kitchen window) caught a little warbler. Wife let it free but was too shook to snap a photo. Lost a golden opportunity. That's an 8" tall tin rooster on a glass shelf on the other side of the window. Spider is about 3-4" long.
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These spiders will build a new web wherever you put them. In early October, just before they start to die, we move several to our front porch to get ready for Halloween trick or treaters. By Halloween the spiders don't move on their own because they are dying, but they are still alive. If you touch them, they spring to life and their legs move. The kids will say "Wow, those scary spiders look real!" We get their faces right up close and then give the spiders a good little love tap. Chaos follows, accompanied by parents cursing and kids screaming. Usually the dad's are the first off the porch. Hilarious!
Yes, we're also pretty fun at parties.
When the kids were young, we left one up right by the front window, where they could watch it re-spin its web everyday. It eventually died on the web and then dried out. I put it on a shelf at eye level just inside my garage. People would walk in and then freak out seeing it right by their head. 
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Is this some new kind of bear hunting attractant?
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Can’t be Oklahoma, that ass doesn’t have hail damage on it
You left off the word ugly. Which indicates I‘m not asking for myself or a friend. If you find that thing attractive more power to you.
As a person with a stutter and over a decade of speech therapy to be able to spoke more good'r....
The accuracy of the aforementioned meme cannot be under s-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tated.
Deersniper is really a chick?
A ginger midget with an attention whore dysfunction.
A future fatty. There's some weird shit going on in her ankle region. Calories waiting to explode across her body.
Yeah butt when you are tongue deep in a woman’s ass I bet she enjoys the stutter.
Same here, I wouldn’t “stutter”..nothing came out like I was stuck.
My older brothers had a couple of “clever” nicknames for me when I was younger.
I finally went to a place in Roanoke Virginia for 3 weeks then follow up exercises etc
Funny part was the main letters I had a hard time with were also the same letters of common curses…never once stumbled on one of those.
. That’s Lucille Ball… pretty sure…aaa.. ya.. that’s her,,that’s when she was young before she met that Cuban dude… Dizzy.. something..maybe Dean…ya,, Dizzy Dean!. I am pretty dam good with faces and my memory is sharp!!!
Bottom of the 3rd, one out, man on third base, suicide squeeze is on.
I shouldn’t laugh at this, but it is kinda funny
Farrah Fawcett in a guest appearance on The Partridge Family
Someone needs to photoshop some earrings and a ring through his nose.
