Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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Wrong thread.
Please put all new movie reviews in the movie review section.
Wait, what? This isn't the new Tarzan movie?
Was this part of Jane Goodall's documentation?
Ah, John McEnroe. I'd pay good money for you to go back in time and tell that to this face.
McEnroe is the GOAT of the modern era with more combined titles and the best winning season - than anyone. Most people do not know that.
At 18 he larked into the junior tournament at the French Open, won there, in both Singles and Mixed dubs, and during hitting with some of the top men for practice he realized he could hang. He then won qualifiers into the main draw at Wimbledon and lost to Connors in the semis.
The next year not only played at the college level, committing to his school, leading his team to the NCAA win, but finished 4th as a professional.
At 20 he won his first major beating the two dominant players of the era, Borg and Connors, at the US Open.
In 84, he went 82-3 - the best ever for any tennis player.
There are few athletes who have ever dominated like this - Muhammed Ali is about the only closest one.
His parents had high expectations:
"Kay quickly instilled a no-quit attitude in him. Once, after he fell off his bike and hurt his arm, she told him to grit his teeth and go play tennis. Three weeks later they discovered that McEnroe had actually broken his arm. "We were rookies at the parent job," his father said, "but we got better at it."
My nose isn't big, I just happen to have a very small head.
That's all well and good until adult beverages start flowing, and peoples' ability to sit on a swing fades.Ok now I want this.
I drive through Granby pretty regularly.
Always think of Marv.
My ex grew up there and knew him.
Saw him the day before leaving the filling station on the N side of 40 as you come over the tracks headed N as she was coming out if the bank and they exchanged pleasantries.
Had 2 Almond Joys in his hand.
Said she was home the next day, up by the high school, when it was going on and wondered if he was eating those as he drive around smashing things.
She's one bad heart beat form being POTUS
She needs to hit him/her/it/whatever... on the head with a hammer and find a real man to pork.
Sirhr
Ok now I want this.
You'll dump your supper on the ground....
