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They all say that...
I have yet to see some "Oh we will kill you" hot sauce that will live up.
Closest was a sauce I bought in New Orleans c. 1992... That was really warm. In some ways, painful. Forgot what it was called, but it was early days of Habanero and it was mind-numbing.
Most of today's "You can't handle this" are pablum.
Then again, I've been abusing my taste buds for 40 years. So... may not be a great test case. But here in New England, Mashed Potatoes with pepper on them are considered spicy. So I think I can judge rectum-reaming hot. And none of this shit is it.
Sirhr
Was it "Dave's Insanity Sauce"? That stuff was pretty nuts back in the day, a little drop on the tip of a toothpick was painful.
The original Dave's Insanity Sauce premiered around 1993 and was one of the first sauces to be made directly from capsaicin extract, allowing it to be hotter than the hottest habanero-pepper sauces of the day. It has been rated at 180,000 Scoville units,[1] compared with 2,500 for Tabasco sauce. Part of the intrigue behind the sauce name (Insanity) was founder Dave Hirschkop’s wearing of a straitjacket at events promoting his products
No... Dave's was bascially like caramel topping on ice cream.
This was seriously some voodoo shit. But back before people were really into hot sauce. In fact, it was before I was into hot sauce. Never realized the coming trend.
In 1992 my buddy "Bull" and I were in a wing eating contest live on the radio in Durham, NC. We didn't win. But we psyched out lots of the competition by chugging Texas Pete before the eating started. We didn't lose by heat. We lost because some skinny little Justified-cast-who-looked-like-Dewey Crowder could eat 75 wings at a stitting. Fucking little methhead garbage disposal. Right outside the barber shop at 54/55 intersection in Durham. Some may know where I'm talking about. We were living in driving distance of Fayettenam at the time and wing contests seemed like fun. We lost but were on the radio. So there was that.
No.... I can still picture bottle label. But wasn't Dave's Insanity Sauce. Which was actually wicked good with a lot of flavor. This was some kind of Caribbean Island sauce that was... actually insane. Unlike Dave's. Which was tasty but far from insane.
Sirhr
I bought a bottle of that when it hit the market.
Took it to work and put it on the break room table.
One guy said he'd never seen a hot sauce that was too hot.
He was Texan...
He took out the chicken sandwich from his box nasty and proceeded to put a puddle about 2-1/2" around on it.
Took the first bite and got it down. The second bite had a ton on it. As he chewed, he started retching.
He managed to get it down and within seconds, he was out the door and throwing up.
He paid for it the next day too.
You must be one of the few people that can take that much capsaicin...I used to do a lot of heat, but it doesn't agree with me anymore. I still do some, but nothing like when I was young and invincible (stupid).
When I was about 7, I got home from school and momma hadn't got home yet. By the time she got home, I had opened about 4 cans. I started with chocolate, decided I'd like a bit of vanilla....then maybe a taste of butterscotch.
Anyway, momma made me eat it all till it started coming back up the pipe.
I was probably in my mid 30s before I ate another pop too pudding. They'd gone to plastic cups by then.
I think the wife had bought some for the girls.
I called Momma to see if it would be alright if I had a pudding cup.....
It's a Asian Longhorned Beetle
https://www.aphis.usda.gov/aphis/re...ian-longhorned-beetle/asian-longhorned-beetle
They cut down acres of teees in Worcester MA thinking they could stop the Asian Longhorned beetle.
Vanity.
Loves your Chinese shit that comes in on raw wood pallets or the furniture that suddenly bloooms critters.
Let's do water weeds and invasive fish species next.
Vanity.
Loves your Chinese shit that comes in on raw wood pallets or the furniture that suddenly bloooms critters.
Let's do water weeds and invasive fish species next.
