Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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OMFG… picture finally located of… himself…the man….
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I present to thee…
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The one…the only…
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His Majesty….
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Gecko45….
In the flesh.
My work here is done…
Sirhr
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I present to thee…
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The one…the only…
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His Majesty….
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Gecko45….
In the flesh.
My work here is done…
Sirhr
Love me some Yul Brenner westerns.
My maters aint ripe yet!
This is the way.
I did this with Armour Vienna Sausages at 12 years old. My grandmother told me to eat all I wanted. I was mid way through the 4th can when it got real. I didn’t touch Vienna sausage for years, like 35 years old and even now I can’t eat Armour, has to be Libby’s.
Bro are you partaking in herb tonight? No judgement, just a question.What would be really creepy is to find a skeleton in the driver's seat. Even worse is to find a skeleton in the passenger seat. IOW, what happened to the driver?
Even creepier than that is to discover the skeleton around sunset, without your flashlight. How fast can you run in the woods, with no light in the dark?
These dark thoughts come to mind because I had to walk a mile in the woods after deer hunting one night after the batteries in my mag light died. I foolishly forgot to bring spare batteries.
Oh, and it was a cloudy night with no moon. I never tripped on so much deadfall in all my life!
Fortunately, there were no skeletons in old rusted vehicles.
You guys don't think that I'm too morbid, do you?
Now if you have a mind like mine, you will get a life size skeleton like they have in the doctor's office and put it in the driver's seat. Don't forget to take a selfie with it
Sister gave me some more halibut from Alaska.
Angie made buttermilk halibut nuggets.
Angie made buttermilk halibut nuggets.
Garage door handle broke when I was lifting it. From now on, I wear leather gloves.
I filled up the swear jar that day. Words like dag nabbit, shucky-durn, dirty dog and momma made a fudge cake, came out of my mouth!
Oak smoked salt, you say?
Many, many poor decisions compounded together
The best way to handle a gunfight is to avoid it. With that said this is my all time favorite western movie scene. I wish I was that quick thinking.
I would have sang a few verses of the "ouch, damn it, ouch" song, myself.
As well as son of a mother puss bucket.
I am announcing by November of 2024, Biden must be in a skilled nursing facility getting his meds. And getting his butt wiped.
The woman picked some fresh tomatoes and made sammiches with them yesterday. She brought them out while I was working on a car. I wasn't ready ready to eat. But.....
A cat hair did that?
An automotive death stick. These things taught me some lessons about chocking wheels and cribbing. (We didn't have jack stands.)
No and we looked. Another thing...Did not see a single antelope either. Very strange.
My Grandpa would say: "Hell I've had worse scratches than that on my eyeball."
Boy, I wish I still had my Scout! Miss that ride, would go anywhere!
The down side was ALL of the electrical was Purple wires, no matter what the diagram said.
With nails that clean it's hard to believe you open your own garage door.
I still have a few rolls in my closet, from when my kids were little.
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I’m excited for what the future holds. Before long, engineers will figure out how to attach the kites directly to the cargo ships with a mast. And captains will have parrots… and a wooden leg.
Sadly, this is not satire…
Cole Slaw pops
Only the most delicious picnic treat ever.
