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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

Was it "Dave's Insanity Sauce"? That stuff was pretty nuts back in the day, a little drop on the tip of a toothpick was painful.

No... Dave's was bascially like caramel topping on ice cream.

This was seriously some voodoo shit. But back before people were really into hot sauce. In fact, it was before I was into hot sauce. Never realized the coming trend.

In 1992 my buddy "Bull" and I were in a wing eating contest live on the radio in Durham, NC. We didn't win. But we psyched out lots of the competition by chugging Texas Pete before the eating started. We didn't lose by heat. We lost because some skinny little Justified-cast-who-looked-like-Dewey Crowder could eat 75 wings at a stitting. Fucking little methhead garbage disposal. Right outside the barber shop at 54/55 intersection in Durham. Some may know where I'm talking about. We were living in driving distance of Fayettenam at the time and wing contests seemed like fun. We lost but were on the radio. So there was that.

No.... I can still picture bottle label. But wasn't Dave's Insanity Sauce. Which was actually wicked good with a lot of flavor. This was some kind of Caribbean Island sauce that was... actually insane. Unlike Dave's. Which was tasty but far from insane.

Sirhr
 
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Was it "Dave's Insanity Sauce"? That stuff was pretty nuts back in the day, a little drop on the tip of a toothpick was painful.

I bought a bottle of that when it hit the market.
Took it to work and put it on the break room table.
One guy said he'd never seen a hot sauce that was too hot.

He was Texan...

He took out the chicken sandwich from his box nasty and proceeded to put a puddle about 2-1/2" around on it.
Took the first bite and got it down. The second bite had a ton on it. As he chewed, he started retching.
He managed to get it down and within seconds, he was out the door and throwing up.

He paid for it the next day too.
 
No... Dave's was bascially like caramel topping on ice cream.

This was seriously some voodoo shit. But back before people were really into hot sauce. In fact, it was before I was into hot sauce. Never realized the coming trend.

In 1992 my buddy "Bull" and I were in a wing eating contest live on the radio in Durham, NC. We didn't win. But we psyched out lots of the competition by chugging Texas Pete before the eating started. We didn't lose by heat. We lost because some skinny little Justified-cast-who-looked-like-Dewey Crowder could eat 75 wings at a stitting. Fucking little methhead garbage disposal. Right outside the barber shop at 54/55 intersection in Durham. Some may know where I'm talking about. We were living in driving distance of Fayettenam at the time and wing contests seemed like fun. We lost but were on the radio. So there was that.

No.... I can still picture bottle label. But wasn't Dave's Insanity Sauce. Which was actually wicked good with a lot of flavor. This was some kind of Caribbean Island sauce that was... actually insane. Unlike Dave's. Which was tasty but far from insane.

Sirhr
You must be one of the few people that can take that much capsaicin...I used to do a lot of heat, but it doesn't agree with me anymore. I still do some, but nothing like when I was young and invincible (stupid).
 

When I was about 7, I got home from school and momma hadn't got home yet. By the time she got home, I had opened about 4 cans. I started with chocolate, decided I'd like a bit of vanilla....then maybe a taste of butterscotch.
Anyway, momma made me eat it all till it started coming back up the pipe.
I was probably in my mid 30s before I ate another pop too pudding. They'd gone to plastic cups by then.
I think the wife had bought some for the girls.
I called Momma to see if it would be alright if I had a pudding cup.....
 
They cut down acres of teees in Worcester MA thinking they could stop the Asian Longhorned beetle.

Vanity.

Loves your Chinese shit that comes in on raw wood pallets or the furniture that suddenly bloooms critters.

Let's do water weeds and invasive fish species next.
 
They cut down acres of teees in Worcester MA thinking they could stop the Asian Longhorned beetle.

Vanity.

Loves your Chinese shit that comes in on raw wood pallets or the furniture that suddenly bloooms critters.

Let's do water weeds and invasive fish species next.

Don't forget the clams, pythons, fire ants and crazy ants.
 
Anyone within driving distance need an insert? Fan works and everything.

PM me, I can load it for you. I’m in NW NC. Would make a great freestanding shop heater. Free to any contributor here who can use it. Mods don’t taze me bro.

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Was it "Dave's Insanity Sauce"? That stuff was pretty nuts back in the day, a little drop on the tip of a toothpick was painful.
I get that all the time at a local Mexican restaurant. The first time they brought it, a few of them gathered around watching me eat it like I was going to run screaming or something. I doused my chilaquiles in it and went to town.