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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Free crab appetizer
Went to High School with a good looking blond with a killer body …her glitch earned her the nickname Stinky Stanford. Asked her out , I heard about it but hadn’t used my middle finger as my test probe yet. Was sucking on a boob and decided it was time to find out. Pulled it out , sniffed it and Dayuuum the rumors were true. Girl had some major issues going on down there , hard to describe the funk 🥴Thought my head was going to go through the headliner or the top. A crab appetizer would have improved the stench. Didn’t even want to fuck her , took a day or two to get the stank out of my nose. Hopefully she went to a gyno ?? Guess there’s men that can’t smell , or she’s probably been single since 1971 🤔