Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Sandhog308]

Women are vindictive when they catch you cheating

Knew a dude that caught his wife fucking a guy with a new Vette. He and a nephew used a small ball peen hammer and they aired it out. Approximately 500 + holes in the fiberglass….THEN he got the nephew to Jack off on the dash He ran the wife off that day two Payback IS a MF !

 

[Pharmseller]

 

[Mr.BR]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[Modoc]

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Dang! I can STILL taste that “spoon”!

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Series 70 Colt]

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Lucky for Bucky he knows a talented painter.

 

[Longshot231]

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That's got to be better than Ben & Jerry's or a Bud Light.

 

[Ramius]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[Lawless]

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Except they don’t?

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Except they don’t?

 

[101st]

 

[101st]

 

[101st]

 

[101st]

 

[101st]

 

[101st]

 

[slowworm]

At a minimum, I would need clean underwear.

 

[101st]

 

[EddieNFL]

Watched my dad do that countless times. Never so much as a flash burn.

 

[Marinevet1]

Watched my dad do that countless times. Never so much as a flash burn.

Used to set the bead on semi tires at the truck stop like that, small spray of starting fluid, step back and toss a match........

 

[UKDslayer]

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What is Driscoll, Texas?

 

[cas6969]

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Lawless]

Why I bought a bead seater tank back when I messed with big tires.

 

[gunjunkie45]

This wouldn't have happened if they had a Dad on board. Every Dad knows you have to strum the strap and say "That ain't goin' anywhere."

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Ramius]

 

[Duc]

 

[Ichi]

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[rcs]

What is Driscoll, Texas?

Someday they will finish the bypass of Driscoll. We will all likely be dead and gone by then.

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Never put me in charge of packaging, shrink wrapping and labeling the hamburger meat….

Sirhr

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

When your last request is to make one last stop at ....

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

There's some really nice machines here at Good Guys in Columbus

Check out the dome lights on the 63

 

[Pharmseller]

Dihydrogen monoxide

 

[Jabberjaw]

They better have insurance