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Thanks for asking. He seems to be all healed up. The ophthalmologist told us he would heal in days and there would be no lasting damage. He goes back for a follow up Tuesday.
I was surely worried but the eye seems to be able to heal up at an incredible pace. I once tore a flap in my eye and while it hurt like the devil it was healed in less than a week.
My daughter goes for her procedure to relieve the pressure from this mass in her head Sept 14. They're doing a spinal tap to do it and if that is not successful they will schedule a procedure to place a stent in her head. Scary stuff but they seem to be sure it isn’t any kind of cancer.
I appreciate your prayer.
Well we’re beginning phase 2 of making our trailer house into a “trailer home”. New LVP flooring project starts today. New cabinets after that and our Island top made from antique barn wood is here 
Next phases are new 5 rib metal roof and deck remodel….
It isn’t looking like building prices are coming down anytime soon so we’re gonna keep #trailerlyfe going a bit
The most important thing was the wood stove project and that’s done
I wholeheartedly recommend selling your mcmansion and moving to the sticks to get “land” instead of “lawn”. Best thing we ever did.
Next phases are new 5 rib metal roof and deck remodel….
It isn’t looking like building prices are coming down anytime soon so we’re gonna keep #trailerlyfe going a bit
The most important thing was the wood stove project and that’s done
I wholeheartedly recommend selling your mcmansion and moving to the sticks to get “land” instead of “lawn”. Best thing we ever did.
@Lawless The way the market is right now, there's a good chance this is the direction I'm headed. Within 30 min. drive to work, there are
12 houses in my budget, and of those, 4 are move in ready, and those 4 are in town. That's 3 counties in VA and 1 in NC.
12 houses in my budget, and of those, 4 are move in ready, and those 4 are in town. That's 3 counties in VA and 1 in NC.
Well we’re beginning phase 2 of making our trailer house into a “trailer home”. New LVP flooring project starts today. New cabinets after that and our Island top made from antique barn wood is here
Next phases are new 5 rib metal roof and deck remodel….
It isn’t looking like building prices are coming down anytime soon so we’re gonna keep #trailerlyfe going a bit
The most important thing was the wood stove project and that’s done
I wholeheartedly recommend selling your mcmansion and moving to the sticks to get “land” instead of “lawn”. Best thing we ever did.
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I can live in a small simple place.
A covered porch, a garden, and a little space are the key.
Like you, had to have a wood stove.
Still time left that my ex wife gets my daughter every other weekend (otherwise she is with me) and then Im gone from this place.
Glad the grandson’s eye healed. The speed they do is amazing.
As to your daughter’s issue, we will keep the prayers up.
The last few weeks have been a firehose of answered prayers for us, thank you Lord!
Alex- “You’ve uncovered an image clue…”
Beep beep beep…
Alex- “Rhonda.”
Rhonda- “How do you get shot by a road hunter in Montana? Alex?”
Alex- “That is correct. However, we would have accepted any of the mountain west states. Please select your next clue.”
This is a metaphor for how women think when they let their children be taught and counseled by trannies, queers and pedophiles. Let that sink in for a moment .
Senior Wedding Plan....
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Naples, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.
Jacob suggests they go in, he addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!”
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The Works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Naples, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.
Jacob suggests they go in, he addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!”
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The Works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”
The term "Gentleman Farmer" summed up in one image.
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At least We know what to send LL for Christmas!!
Tad surprised he took an ambulance.
I have seen darn near everything one can in an ER and Trauma OR.
Motocross riders are darn tough. .
And of course the run of the mill farmers and ranchers.
Asked one ole boy once “What brings you to the ER sir?”
“Bull was sick and I was tending to him and he was crosser than usual. Kicked me a couple times and pushed me against the gate”.
Me “when?”
“3 days ago. Just aint getting better, so thought I should get checked out. Oh, and I aint stopped pissin blood since it happened”.
8 busted ribs, collapsed lung, grade 4 liver lac, kidney lac, and some other stuff.
Most folks woulda passed out from pain. Or died waiting like that.
And he drove himself in to the hospital.
He was 84 or 86 at the time.
My great uncle was a mechanic/welder/machinist, used to pick metal shards out his own eyeballs with a needle and/or tweezers while looking in a handheld mirror.
When I was a teenager I got a metal shard stuck straight in my eyeball...working on something, can't remember what...probably trying fix some farm equipment so dad wouldn't find out I broke down. My mom was a nurse, but rather than taking me to the hospital she worked at to have our family Doc take care of it, she drove me over to Uncle Roy's place a couple miles away to have him fix me up. Having dirty hands (solid black with grease and soot) he came at my eyeball with a needle and a magnifying glass...got it out in a few seconds.
Why isn’t there any blood on the stick?
You can only understand this if you have a boxer.
I wuz a "motocross rider" way back when. For what little bit I was tough back then, I ain't that way any more......
A Gerstner machinist toolbox has a metal mirror in the flip up top for getting stuff out of your eyes. Or tidying up I suppose.
